Hockey Sticks & Balls of Steel

god this is a big ask but I really wish there were like….. a site where you could plug in your state/district/whatever and tick some boxes on issues you prioritize and then the site would give you a rundown of the potential candidates in your area and where they stand on those issues in like….. clean simple bullet points. gimme the cliffnotes, I literally do not have the time or energy to comb through god knows how many articles and shit to figure out who to support, just tell me what their stance is on X, Y, and Z, and that’s gonna have to be enough.

when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

Aw, fuck. The comics were cute but ewww… never again.

I’ll never believe in anything good ever again honestly

A role model for us all