Patroclus: We need to talk about your maturity. Achilles, standing on a glass table with Ajax, Teucer, Antilochus, Stenelus, Diomedes, and Odysseus: Bold words for someone standing in lava! Glass table: (shatters)
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Patroclus: We need to talk about your maturity. Achilles, standing on a glass table with Ajax, Teucer, Antilochus, Stenelus, Diomedes, and Odysseus: Bold words for someone standing in lava! Glass table: (shatters)

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So my friend keeps telling me to promote my fic here and I've finally worked up the nerve to do that. Pairing is Odysseus/Diomedes and it can be found on ao3.
Of Snakes and Men
The Trojan war promises to be long and drawn out. Before it even starts, heroic Diomedes finds a diversion in the cunning and mysterious Odysseus. What starts as an unlikely friendship becomes a port in the storm of a great war.
Diomedes: I'm such a hopeless bromantic. Stenelus: Uh, what? Diomedes: Like high five me in the rain, fist bump me gently as the sun sets.
Stenelus: Dio, we NEED to get you to a doctor! Diomedes: I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound...? No, so stay out of it!