#stayed idea

“God, you’re infuriating! I could kill you!”

“No, you can’t. This would be the third time this week that you've tried. Give it up.”

“...Then I’ll hide the pudding cups to thwart you instead. ”

“Wait please, I’ll do anything-"

"I think I've turned you a little good."

"And I've turned you a little bad"

"Maybe by the end of this, we'll meet in the middle and not be so different anymore."

"I hope not. Opposites attract, and I have all my fun trying to corrupt you."

"Can't you see that she's changed? And not for the better, I'm afraid."

"No, no I can't see it. Do you know why? Because I've been here with her this whole time. You left. Of course you think she's different now that you're back, but really it's you who's changed."

"I gave you my soul, and you destroyed it. I'm a monster now because of what I've done for you."

"I never asked for that."

"You didn't have to. Letting me think you could love me was enough."

"Give me one reason not to kill you right now."

"Because I'm insanely attractive and you'd be taking natural beauty away from this world."

"That's the best reason why I shouldn't wipe that smirk off your face permanently?"

"You said to give you a reason, not a good one, and especially not the best one."

"You can't kill me; God wants me alive!"

"If God wanted you alive, he would not have created me."

"Don't die. Funerals are expensive."

". . . I'm glad that's the reason you want me to live."

"I'm just fiscal minded. People come and go. Debt is forever."