true romance ( 1993 ) starters - part one.
change the pronouns if necessary
“ and in that movie, he didn’t give a fuck about anything, ”
“ elvis was prettier than most women, ”
“ you know, i’ve always said, if i had to fuck a guy, you know had to, if my life depended on it, i’d fuck elvis ”
“ so we’d both fuck elvis, ”
“ you want to take me to a kung fu movie? ”
“ i kept asking [ name ] why our seemed to be collapsing and everything seemed so shitty? ”
“ that’s the way it goes, but don’t forget, it goes the other way too, ”
“ that’s the way romance is, ”
“ i’m the clumsiest person in the world, ”
“ thanks for bein’ such a sweetheart, ‘cause you could’ve been a real dick, ”
“ isn’t he supposed to be a good guy? ”
“ well, he ain’t so much a good guy as he is just a bad motherfucker, ”
“ you’re sure a girl after my own heart, that’s all, ”
“ would you like to get some pie with me? ”
“ the big question is, do you have a fella? ”
“ you want a bite of my pie? ”
“ what are your turn ons? ”
“ a man who can appreciate the finer things in life like sugar, ”
“ ask me that one a little bit later, ”
“ in a theater full of empty seats, why did you sit by me? ”
“ what is it? are you crying? ”
“ what’d i do? did i do something? ”
“ i have something i gotta tell you, ”
“ that was one of the best times i ever had, ”
“ there was no way you could like me that much, ”
“ stop being so fucking calm about all of this! ”
“ there’s a note on your tv and all it says is ‘ dear [ name ] ’ ‘cause i couldn’t write anymore, ”
“ please shut up! i’m trying to come clean, okay? ”
“ i want you to know that i am not damaged goods, ”
“ i’m a really good person! ”
“ if i’m with you, then i’m with you, and i don’t want anyone body else, ”
“ now i gotta tell you something else, ”
“ i never had as much fun with a girl as i had with you my whole life, ”
“ but i think i love you, ”
“ now, if i say i love you and just throw caution to the wind and let the chips fall where they may, and you’re lying to me i’m gonna fuckin’ die, ”
“ hold on, [ name ], you sayin’ that you eat pussy? ”
“ well, can you live with it? ”
“ are you haunted? ”
“ well, i’d kill him, shoot him in the face, put him down like a dog, ”
“ the fuck don’t deserve to live, ”
“ get away with it? killing’s the hard part, ”
“ gettin’ away with it, that’s easy, ”
“ [ name ], i like you, i always have, always will, ”
“ look, [ name ], i know he scares the shit out of you, but i’m not scared of that motherfucker, ”
“ he poses absolutely no threat to you, ”
“ no, you don’t know me, not when it comes to shit like this, ”
“ i want you to know you can count on me to protect you, ”
“ this isn’t a good idea, ”
“ i’m still a mystery to you, ”
“ now, i know i’m pretty, but i ain’t as pretty as a couple of titties, ”
“ this child be fierce, ”
“ i ain’t scared of you, i just don’t like ya, ”
“ you wanna fuck with me? ”
“ wanna get fuckin’ shot? ”
“ i just did you the biggest fucking favour of your life, ”
“ i killed him, ”
“ eat something, you’ll feel better, ”
“ what the fuck you crying for? ”
“ i said ‘ do you fucking love him? ‘ huh? ”
“ i think what you did was so . . . romantic, ”
“ i’m sorry if i seem a little tense but you’re the last person in the world that i expected to see this morning, ”
“ ain’t she the sweetest goddamn thing you ever saw in your whole life? ”
“ daddy, nice ain’t the word for this girl, ”
“ she’s a peach, you know? ”
“ she even tastes like a peach, ”
“ you can tell i’m in love with her, can’t you? ”
“ you give me fuckin’ headache, ”
“ you’re your fuckin’ mother through and through, ”
“ you walk in here like a goddamn bulldozer, ”
“ i’m in big fuckin’ trouble, ”
“ stop acting like an infant! ”
“ but what makes you think that i would do that? ”
“ quit fuckin’ around, ”
“ as the sun sets slowly in the west, we bid you a fond farewell, ”
“ i’m a married man, buddy! ”
“ wanna say hello to my better half? ”
“ i’m the antichrist, ”
“ you got me in a vendetta kind of mood, ”
“ you tell the angels in heaven, you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you, ”
“ you can always take comfort in the fact that you never had a choice, ”
“ there are 17 different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away, ”
“ no i’m - i’m quotin’ history, ”
“ ‘cause you, you’re part eggplant, ”
“ you’re a cantaloupe, ”
