WV: So... again, you’re alibi is that a mysterious stranger gave you a gun, made you put your hand prints on it, robbed the store, and then hid the gun in your underpants.Â
TX: okay, yeah, sure, when you say it like that it doesn’t sound believable.
WV: *see KY walking by* Oh, hey, KY, did you see the file of new legislation that I left for you on your seat?
KY: Oh, yeah, I looked it over. Nice work.
WV: Thanks, dad.Â
*all the states stop*Â
WV: Why is everyone staring at me?
OH: You just called KY ‘dad.’ You just said, ‘thanks dad.’
WV: What? No I didn’t, I said, ‘thanks man.’
KY: *incredibly awkward* Do you, uh, see me as a father-figure?
WV: What? No. If anything I see you as a ‘bother figure,’ cause you’re always bothering me.
DE: Hey! Show your father some respect!
WV: I didn’t call him ‘dad’!
KY: *clear throat* No, no, no, West. It’s alright. I take it as a compliment.
TX: You did call him ‘dad’, dude.
WV: You shut-up, you’ve done nothing but lie since you got here.
TX: Okay, so the gun and the robbery, I was lying about that. But you did call him ‘dad.’
WV: Ah-ha! So he admitted that his alibi was a lie. It was a trap! All part of my crazy, devious plan.
KY: I believe you.
WV: Thank you.
KY: Pal.
WV: Ugh.
KY: You wanna talk about this later over a game of catch?
WV: *staring down at their notes* I’d like that.Â
Bonus
VA: I don’t understand!Â
GA: It’s okay, VA, some people just fit better with others-
VA: WV is literally named after me! Not ‘West Kentucky’, not ‘west’, but West Virginia!Â
