hi I'm not into DC and I've never read the comics all my knowledge is from one off Reddit and Tumblr posts I find on YT shorts
but like imagine
Cassandra and Jason have a weekly weapon war, personally funded for by Bruce where they find out who can find the better weapon on the internet. The entire family tunes in to see what crazy shit they've brought to the mansion this time around.
And since Bruce funds all this, it's all on his account because he didn't make a secret bank account for it—his secret bank accounts are for two things only : Batman shit, and LEGO sets.
Now imagine Superman, or, Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne's favorite reporter and secret boyfriend, doing research on him for the Daily Planet and he somehow comes across Bruce's bank history :
Lexcorp Mech Suits
The Penguins Blade Launchers
.. Wakandan Spears?
Whatever. Point is Clark Kent thinks his boyfriend is a war criminal and is about to overthrow the US government and could not be more wrong okay bye bye
