#starvok

Because the two were in the process of creation during bad guys. So they would’ve met if Zavok stuck around.

What do you think about the Starvok ship? It’s totally fine if the ship doesn’t convince you — I just want to know how you see this dynamic. All opinions are welcome, and I’d love to read your perspectives.

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Gente, tengo curiosidad…

¿Qué opinan del Starvok? No pasa nada si no les convence el ship, solo quiero saber cómo ven esta dinámica. Todas las opiniones son bienvenidas y me encantaría leer sus perspectivas.

I’m pretty sure that if these two didn’t hate each other, they’d be an amazing duo. I mean, an elegant albino platypus and a rough red bull-type guy? They look great together, visually speaking.

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Estoy bastante segura de que si estos dos no se odiaran, serían un dúo increíble. Quiero decir, ¿un ornitorrinco albino y elegante con un tipo rudo que parece un toro rojo? Se ven genial juntos, visualmente hablando.

What I’m trying to say is that the ship really has potential — and honestly, even without the ship, they’d make a fascinating team… if Starline weren’t dead, of course.

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A lo que quiero llegar es que el ship tiene mucho potencial… y sinceramente, incluso sin el ship, serían un equipo fascinante… si Starline no estuviera muerto, claro.

Alright, I’ll admit it: I do like the Starvok ship, and I’d love to see more content of them. Those two idiots actually have a lot in common.

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De acuerdo, lo admito: sí me gusta el ship Starvok, y me encantaría ver más contenido de ellos. Esos dos idiotas en realidad tienen mucho en común.

The Bastard Polycule is complete (insert that one Finally I Have Them All Gravity Falls Meme) /silly

The They/Them swag is strong with this one. Elegant but not afraid to get their outfit bloodstained.

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but with this completely broken casting.

Am I the only one who can see an Ice Age version of Sonic?

Or rather: Bad Guys IDW surviving glaciations, absurd cataclysms, and a nonstop chain of terrible decisions.

I can’t stop imagining all of them going through the disasters of Ice Age 3, 4, and 5 as the main protagonists. It feels like the roles fit way too well. Too well…

I still haven’t decided who would be Granny for Zazz (Sid)…

And I’m missing the most important part:

Who would be Scrat chasing the acorn? Shadow after a Chaos Emerald? Knuckles and the Master Emerald?

Someone else?

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Edit: I just looked up the canon properly and... nope. Mimic is 32 years old and Whisper is 16-18 (depending on the source, but definitely underage confirmed). I genuinely thought Mimic was younger (like 20-22) and Whisper a bit older, but NOPE.

So I'm officially retiring the Whismic ship from serious mode. It was fun to imagine it in the Ice Age AU as a betrayal-to-redemption slow-burn (Shira and Diego vibes), but in actual canon... no thanks, the age gap is way too big and problematic. Sorry for the brief fandom brainrot moment, it won't happen again... 😓