ā : Cuddling in a blanket fort
āDude, what are you even doing? Head pillows are for inside the fort and ass cushions are for outside. Focus!ā Julie shouted from the chair she was standing on toĀ āhelpā the building of the fort.Ā
Really all Julieās help had been shouting instructions and tossing mini mashmallows into Mairiās mouth and onto the top of Crannogās head, but sheād narrowly avoided having to actually be useful by insisting that they needed a birdās eye view for the effective construction of the fort and had used the candy as a bribe to get Mairi to agree with her.
āCan you not?ā He hissed, gesturing towards their daughter who was visibly more focused on making a slide for her stuffed monkey out of one of the draped over bedsheets than she was on her motherās swear word usage. A fact that Julie was all too eager to point out as obnoxiously as possible.
Ā āCan I not what, Granny Cranny? Say Ass Cushion? Ass Cushion is what they are. Just a little cushion for the ass. It is awfully catchy to say though. Ass Cushion. Ass Cushion. Ass Cushion.ā She sang out, punctuating each use of the word ass by throwing more mini marshmallows at his chest until Crannog finally got fed up and marched over to her, sweeping Julie off the chair and into his arms only planning to set her down so they would be on fair footing, when Julie really attacked
um blah blah blah picture a cute ass little family brawl with like pillows and tickles and then BAM SURPRISE CRULIE ARE KISSIN CUZ ALL ALONG THIS WAS A WHAT IF CRANNOG WASNāT DEAD AND CRULIE GOT TO BE HAPPY MEME OK BYE.Ā