#star trek scripts

I had to do a *script writing exercise,* so I was like "what if I wrote a Star Trek TNG scene in the style of The Office/Parks and Rec" and it's BAD please help lol it's a lot of fuckery so I put it under the cut...and of course, it's nsfw because the plot is basically:

Story outlines by Frank Paris, dated 13 June 1968 and 20 June 1968. This story dealt with an alien race kidnapping Kirk, Spock and McCoy in order to use their genes to create a gene bank, providing a way to survive for their infertile species. Meanwhile, they replace the trio with android duplicates on board the Enterprise. The crew soon begins to suspect their fellow officers to be imposters, as they behave oddly and unlike their real counterparts, and form a mutiny against them. 

They really thought "what if Kirk, Spock and McCoy had babies together?". Incredible.

https://web.archive.org/web/20180520013027/http://www.roddenberry.com/media/vault/

Oh hell yes!🖖😁

I think my favorite bit is that the episode originally had Dukat asking Sisko to tip him off when it might be a good time to murder Garak.

Speaking of Garak, I like this description after Dukat’s threat.

Garak originally had a line asking Jadzia to breakfast with him.

I found eBay this fall. I mean, I knew it existed before, but I didn’t know how many cool Trek items were available for sale, and original scripts caught my interest. I have a pretty strict price ceiling because spending money on “frivolous” items can stress me. So one day, as I perused eBay, there were three new scripts from the same seller. “Emissary” was $49.99. “A Man Alone” was $29.99. “Past Prologue” was... $99.99.

I complained to Mr. Nova how the seller was an evil genius, charging more for the script which set off the Garak/Bashir ship. While I was dithering about making an offer which was still more than I really wanted to spend, it sold. I was sad. Mr. Nova told me that’s how these things go when you collect. (I hadn’t since... I don’t know, Beanie Babies? Pogs?)

Then Christmas came.

He bought it for me!! Now, I had thought it might be nice if he did, but then I told myself it was just wishful thinking and not to get hung up on the idea lest I be disappointed in what he did get. Well, I was a very excited shipper Christmas morning, as you can imagine.

(If you’re wondering, this was apparently an intermediate font used for DS9 before they settled on the final font. The “Emissary” script has TNG font and a few of the earliest episodes have this one.)