Vicki Snake's Harem
Okay, since the annoying Sing purists want Jimmy to have a woman, the gorillas to have women, the thugs to have women, and the Bad Guys purists want Shark and Piranha to have mates to reproduce with, it's inevitable and I don't want any of them to have Suki because of the played-out "good girl/bad boy" trope and the stereotype that all old men must have young wives.
So, what do I do? I pair them all up with a one-shot, limited-screen-time Muppet female baddie who's only bad because of nature: Vicki the snake from Kermit's Swamp Years.
And here are all of her husbands in her harem:
1. Jimmy Crystal - Happy, Crystal fans? Plus, this makes up for WolfxSnake not being canon
2. Big Daddy/Marcus
3. Stan
4. Barry
5. Wolf bodyguard
6. Cheetah bodyguard
7. Mr. Shark
and
8. Mr. Piranha - either that or I ship him with the spider or Tiffany Fluffit.
And that's it. I'm not having any of them marry Suki. Take it or leave it.
Meme done by GreenGreen11.
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