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Chat Noir: did you see how amazing Multimouse was?

Ladybug: WHy can’t you accept that Marinette’s not cut out to be a superhero?

Chat Noir: she literally used both of our Miraculouses at once while also using her own power but go off I guess

Ladybug: that was a one-time thing, she did her job well, and I’m glad, but that doesn’t mean she’ll be useful in every possible situation

Chat Noir: *deep breath*

Chat Noir: she’s an actual fashion genius, she has connections to like, every celebrity, she’s rediculously caring and can get people to be her friend in like 2 minutes, she’s probably the smartest girl in her class, she’s a brilliant artist and a buisinesswoman at age 14,

Ladybug:...

Chat Noir: she’s an incredible baker, she looks absolutely stunning with her hair down which maybe isn’t relevent but like she could probably deevilize some akumas just by looking at them, she has this sparkle that she gets in her eyes once she has a plan and it’s like you know you can trust her with your entire being, she never backs down from a challenge, she glows so bright she could make others seem dull if she wanted but instead she just spreads light everywhere she goes so when you’re near her you feel lightheaded but in a good way, She-

Ladybug, amused that Chat Noir seems to have fallen for her as a superhero again: Wow, chaton, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say you have a crush on Multimouse

Chat Noir, panicking because he doesn’t want Ladybug to think he’s unfaithful: what? no no no no no that’s crazy talk I don’t have a crush on Marinette. I just have... a friend who’s super in love with her and he always rambles about how crazily awesome she is which is why I accidentally started talking about her using the same phrases he does

Chat Noir: yeah that’s my explanation

Ladybug: *eyeroll* That’s totally beleivable

Chat Noir: stop teasing me, I’m telling the truth!

Ladybug: and who is this mystery friend?

Chat Noir: I can’t tell you because... secret identity reasons

Ladybug: wow what a convient excuse

Chat Noir, struggling to think of someone who wouldn’t contradict his claims that Chat Noir is friends with them and also who obviously has a crush on Marinette: um

Chat Noir: it’s Adrien Agreste

Chat Noir: he’s had this enourmous crush on her forever and he refuses to stop gushing about her

Chat Noir: he’s always just like “oh my God, Marinette looked at me today, I can’t believe how lucky I am,” or like “hey look at this amazing lucky charm Marinette made for me” or like “wow I didn’t even realize Marinette’s in the background of my Instagram photo, I can’t believe I was that close to her, this is proof we were meant to be married”

Chat Noir: it’s kind of annoying actually

Chat Noir: but like, in a cute way

Chat Noir: *hahaha I’m a genius*

Chat Noir:...

Night Owl // Early Bird

Evan Peters: 

Help urgently needed!!

*URGENT: PLEASE READ/SIGNAL BOOST*

Hi everyone, I’m Gemma, a bi, mentally ill disaster, who’s in desperate need of help right now. I didn’t expect to be asking for help again so soon from my previous post, but things have unexpectedly gotten so much worse for me.

Earlier today, Friday, October 23rd, 2020, my dog was attacked by another. 

My dog is called Luna, she is a 12 year old mixed breed with the loveliest temperament ever. She barks at loud noises, but would never, ever harm anyone. On our afternoon walk, we took our usual route that is lined with residential houses and we pass by a home in particular that homes a Japanese Akita. 

The dog is usually in the owners back garden and all the gates are locked. On this unfortunate occasion, the gate wasn’t locked and the Akita heard me and Luna passing by, it then came running out and went straight for my dog and made a small wound on her right side. 

My dog was on her leash, she’s always very excitable and thinks that everyone is her best friend, so I keep her on a lead. The owners come running out and asked what happened, when I told them that I’d be taking her to the Vet, they weren’t happy and I haven’t been able to contact them since the incident. 

Luna has three small wounds, one main one that the Akita bit into and two smaller wounds connected to it. She has been stitched back up and has been given treatment and has to return on Monday, October 26th. (medicine evidence on the fundraising post)

The total cost of the bill is £302.03 and I desperately need help paying it. I’ve created a JustGiving page for the sole purpose of showing evidence as some of the photos show Lunas stitching and blood tw/ and a description of her medical treatment. I would prefer if anyone could help me through PayPal (paypalme/GemzyM)

If anyone could spare any amount to help me, even if it’s just £1/$1/€1, it would literally save my dog, and sharing definitely helps just as much as donations. Nobody is obligated in any way to donate if they can’t or don’t want to, I know we’re all struggling right now.

Thank you all so much for your help! ♥️

£7/£400

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