#stan sing

Because I'm an endless people-pleaser and fixated on people seeing me as always thinking of the less-thought-of and not just pretty faces, one of the obsessions I've had is exploring unexplored, including characters and abiding by realism's rules and I feel I have to give all characters a significant other for the sake of being revolutionary even if they're characters I don't care about.

Since 2022, I've been obsessed with originality in writing with Sing characters, even in crossovers, so I have to ask you which characters you think need mates and which don't, especially because of the whole "animals don't divorce" rule and not a lot of animals of asexual or aromantic.

So, other than the constantly-established ones:

Jimmy Crystal: mate or no mate?

Jerry: mate or no mate?

Klaus Kickenklober: mate or no mate?

Darius: mate or no mate?

Wolf Bodyguard: mate or no mate?

Leopard Bodyguard: mate or no mate?

Barry: mate or no mate?

Stan: mate or no mate?

Linda Le Bon: mate or no mate?

Marcy: mate or no mate?

Nana Noodleman: mate or no mate?

Karen: mate or no mate?

Judith: mate or no mate?

Garry Wishmann: mate or no mate?

Mizuki: mate or no mate?

Derek the croc: mate or no mate?

Hobbs the penguin butler: mate or no mate?

Mario the gorilla bouncer: mate or no mate?

Night Cleaner lemurs: mates or no mates?

Pete the camel: mate or no mate?

Q-Teez: mates or no mates?

Rhino officer: mate or no mate?

Redshore cops: mates or no mates?

Rick the gator: mate or no mate?

Bear with suitcase that Gunther harassed: mate or no mate?

Tim Bearton: mate or no mate?

White rabbit trio from the Alice in Wonderland play: mates or no mates?

Chimpanzees who work at the Moon Theater: mates or no mates?

"9 to 5" Beaver: mate or no mate?

Bunnies who sing "Oh my gosh, look at her butt": Mates or no mates?

Sigfried and Roy-esque chimps: Mates or no mates?

Turtle with the Sigfried and Roy-esque chimps: mate or no mate?

"Humpty" Crocodile: mate or no mate?

Daniel the giraffe: mate or no mate?

Flamingo skaters: mates or no mates?

Drummer herons: mates or no mates?

Computer pharmacist hippo: mate or no mate?

Horse who sings "Hello" (Winter, as coolchevistian1 or Sebastian C, called her is a nice name): mate or no mate?

Llama with guitar: mate or no mate?

Ray the snail: mate or no mate?

Richard the buffalo: mate or no mate?

"Cellphone" slug: mate or no mate?

"Bury a Friend" tarsier: mate or no mate?

Barber shop quarter turtles: mates or no mates?

Harry the polar bear who didn't like Ash and Lance's performance: mate or no mate?

Harry the panther hypnotist: mate or no mate?

Frog trio from the first film: mates or no mates?

Russian bear thugs: mates or no mates?

From the looks of things, they've decided to give up being robbers and are cooperating with their community service so they can stay out of prison and remain a part of Johnny's life. They've come to respect the fact that Johnny has a gift that will carry him far in life, and they're more than happy to see him accomplishing great things with it. They also throttle Jimmy Crystal's entire security team by themselves, to save Johnny and his castmates from being whacked.

Okay, since the annoying Sing purists want Jimmy to have a woman, the gorillas to have women, the thugs to have women, and the Bad Guys purists want Shark and Piranha to have mates to reproduce with, it's inevitable and I don't want any of them to have Suki because of the played-out "good girl/bad boy" trope and the stereotype that all old men must have young wives.

So, what do I do? I pair them all up with a one-shot, limited-screen-time Muppet female baddie who's only bad because of nature: Vicki the snake from Kermit's Swamp Years.

And here are all of her husbands in her harem:

1. Jimmy Crystal - Happy, Crystal fans? Plus, this makes up for WolfxSnake not being canon

2. Big Daddy/Marcus

3. Stan

4. Barry

5. Wolf bodyguard

6. Cheetah bodyguard

7. Mr. Shark

and

8. Mr. Piranha - either that or I ship him with the spider or Tiffany Fluffit.

And that's it. I'm not having any of them marry Suki. Take it or leave it.

Meme done by GreenGreen11.