Nov 6, 2017
Except for me eating my hair // nervous twitch circa 2003
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Except for me eating my hair // nervous twitch circa 2003
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It's not a nose ring I'm just shiny lol
oh how I wish this was a GIF, bruh. MOOD 24/8
Stale faces @ the beach π
today is not a good day :-|
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Mystery Box
As Iβm pumping gas an older man approaches, hovers behind my car for an awkward amount of time fidgeting with something that I canβt quite see. Maybe he just landed there by coincidence, maybe heβll move on without saying anything to me. Wrong.Β He moves in closer and extends his had to me. In his hand is a box.Β
Creeper: Here...
Me: *Leaning back in confusion* What? No.Β
Creeper: Here just take it
Me: *Continues to pump gas* Iβm okay.
Frustrated, the creeper opens the box on his own. Inside is a gold herringbone chain that has somehow escaped the 90β²s without a scratch. I immediately give the creeper a well deserved stale face.
Creeper: What? You donβt wear emβ?Β
Me: *Same stale face as above* No.Β
πππ when bitches try to talk to you when you have your headphones in.....
I really hate when people don't tip! Like you just bought 12 beers and your not gonna leave a tip?! Tf outta here man. And your at a Republican Party golf event. The fuck?! πππ