#stahlfeder

why i like them: Because he's bobby fucking singer and he can kick your ass.

why i don’t: NOT APPLICABLE

favorite episode (scene if movie): Idk which episode it is but my favorite bobby moment is when it's revealed that he's got like 20 telephones and they're all labeled 'fbi' 'cia' and so on and so forth

favorite season/movie: okay right now all the seasons are bleeding together in my head so i'm not sure!

favorite line: "I had a weekend off."

favorite outfit: aren't they mostly all the same--denim and plaid?

otp: don't have one!

brotp: bobby and rufus! 

head canon: i like to think that he and ellen were really good friends and he mentored Jo the same as he did with the Winchesters cos i think that'd be really cute.

unpopular opinion: i was happy when he got his legs back, but it seemed like a cop-out? idk, that could have been done better, i think.

a wish: WHY ARE YOU DEAD. PLEASE DON'T BE DEAD.

an oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: THERE'S NOT MUCH MORE THEY CAN DO TO HIM AT THIS POINT.

5 words to best describe them: gruff, awesome, AU!Carl from Up.

THAT WOULD BE AMAZING

his first entrance would be sort of stupid

like, the lightbulbs all burst but nobody shows up

and he pokes his head around the door and goes, 'was that my cue? I think that was my cue'

he flirts with the winchesters constantly

and is already pretty much rebelling from god

(Actually, cas was supposed to raise dean and be their guide)

(but gabe went, HEY LOOK OVER THERE)

(and now gabe is in charge)

so the other angels have to be nicer or else gabe'll tell them that god says to kill angels now or something

like, nobody has any idea if he's ever telling the truth or not

he sacrifices himself to buy Sam some time to crowd lucifer out of his head

but he's resurrected, like cas was

and is a lot more straightforward than cas

like, he pops in and goes,

"Hey Deano, just letting you know Sammy's up and running again, but he may or may not have his soul. Heads up!"

and then just leaves

"Come on in," Tony says, calling over his shoulder as Steve follows.

"Nice AnthroPC," Steve says, squatting down to reach eye level. "What's his name?"

"I'm a girl, dumbass," Pepper says. "And I already don't like you."

OH MY GOD YES

See, I always used to think I was more like Faye, on account of the general orneriness, but YOU'RE RIGHT i am totally Hanners.

I really need to get back into that comic, actually.