#stabberdog

So there hasn't been an update for a while. I've been busy and as you know living with a giant skull is exhausting and leads to lack of sleep. One day it got so bad I tried to sleep on Mount Groom's balcony, that did not go well but that is a story for another day. Now rent time of the month is pretty stressful as the residents of the entire apartment building we live in go a bit crazy. The owner No Limbs McGee acts like he's been blended by everyone and goes on a dictatorial shouting spree. The secret of dealing with him though is just to shout something about limbs at him and he'll gloop away crying. I think one month Skully  flushed him down a toilet and then fed him to hobo's as part of a soup. Since No Limbs McGee is such a wet blanket he never pressed charges, either that or now Lawyer believed him. Anyway we have some colourful characters in the apartment building. For example Billy Grundell is one of the strangest. He's a relatively shady character that lives on the 4th floor he's a bit dopey but no one seems to mind. His girlfriend is one strange ass person I mean to begin with her name is Stanley Stabberdog which is bizarre to begin with. I thought it was just strange name from East Naura or something. But not she actually stabs dogs. The RSPCA have come around numerous times to ask questions to which she generally responds with "ITZ IN TEH NAME DEAL WIT IT MAN".

I wouldn't have to know these people but Skully invites them round to play poker every god damn week. It looks like the bloody Adams family is around. Skully is a bit of sore losers as people know so he has a habit of either bringing along dog corpses, eating the chips or betting on their domestic tussles of bread.

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