#stabaguy

https://e621.net/posts/2490599

Truth. #lifegoals❤️ #stabaguy #taketheboat

there we go. and that’s because i am complete shit, fella.

Wilson does a little surprised jump as he feels a hand crack down against his rear, his cheeks quickly flushing a bright red as he turns around to see Slick. “S-Slick?” Seems his blush is deepening a bit.

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun// You’re boring // You’re nice // You’re mean // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

Wilson is taken by surprise as he is suddenly lifted up into the air. Upon looking at the one lifting him he finds…Slick! With a smile and small laugh, he nuzzles in a bit close to him. “Hey there!”

You squirm another moment, growling and panting in frustration until you go limp, limbs dangling awkwardly as you lay precariously upon the branches. "Oh, fuck it."

Well I Guess That Can Be A Good Workout For Your Forearms