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TAGGED BY: menace013.

Rule 1: Always post the rules?

Rule 2: Answer questions that are given to you and write 11 new ones?

Rule 3: Tag 11 people? 

Rule 4: Let them know you tagged them.

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1. What does your last text message recieved say?

"Hey now, let's not turn this rape into a murder."

  2. What is your favorite thing to cook?

Probably spaghetti. :) Love all Italian foods though, but that's the easiest.

3. If you were to start a band what would the name of it be called?

Pfft, you think I'm creative enough to think of something like that? I dunno.. Drastically Black, maybe. It'd obviously be a one-man band.

4. Apples or Lemons?

Apples > lemons, but lemon pie > apple pie. lol logic.

5. When was the last time you cried?

To be honest, I think it was.. two-three weeks ago? Maybe? Can't remember.

6. Have you ever walked in on someone using the bathroom?

Plenty of times, doesn't bother me. :p

7. Do you delete your browsing history on your computer?

Not usually, only if YouTube starts being retarded. Cleaning your cookies and shit helps :D plus this laptop is only used by meee, so no need for a regular cleansing.

8. Do you ever wonder what the present would be like if you hadn’t done a certain thing in the past?

All. The. Time.

9. Who is your role model?

This is a tricky question, and kinda serious/personal, so I'll lie and say Tina Turner. It's not really a lie though because she's hella awesome and inspirational, but she's not my main one.

10. Have you ever broken someones heart?

Maybe.

11. If your life were to be made into a movie who would you want to play the role of you?

Oprah!!!! :D

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1. What color are your eyes?

2. Do you believe in dinosaurs or unicorns?

3. Hot dogs or corn dogs?

4. What's your Facebook URL? :p

5. Are you listening to music right now? If so, post your favorite lyric line:

5. As a kid, did you watch Barney or Rugrats?

6. Who do you despise most?

7. Your life motto?

8. Would you rather suck a 78 year old man's dick, or drink decaying milk from a dolphins vagina?

9. Level of sense of humor, 1-10?

10. Shouldn't you be asleep right now?