#ssn2

"Of course I have."

"Huh, I, uh... hadn't, actually."

—bird anon

Hey guys how do we feel abt these

—bird anon

"I mean..."

"Vox."

"What? It's hot, babe! You can't blame me for thinking that!"

"But I guess the first picture isn't really all that great. Sure, I've thought about putting something like that on you before, but that was a while ago, back before we got together. I wouldn't do it now. And the one with me in bed and you looking fucking bored definitely isn't my favorite here. All the rest though..."

"I suggest you choose your next words carefully."

"Or what? Come on! You love my cables. And you know if these images were reversed, you'd be perfectly happy with them. Of course, you do always get pissy whenever I top without hypnotism, so maybe this is just you being a brat, as usual. Oh wait, that's hilarious! You just don't want to admit that you're turned on! Maybe I should do something about that, hm?"

"Absolutely not."

"Heh, that's funny, Al, because that didn't sound like your safe word. Care to try again?"

"Fuck you."

And if that's not the problem why get upset over hair now after all this time.

"Of course I remember what she looked like! I actually took care to hold onto my memories. And for your information, the only problem is that you obnoxious people insist on badgering me about my hair no matter how many times I tell you I am perfectly content with it as it is! You just have to keep asking me to curl it, even though I've tried; asking me what I do to it, when the answer is nothing. And as if that wasn't annoying enough, now I've also had to deal with this moronic pest on top of it all!" *hits Vox with staff*

remember when someone said Vox tried to nuke hell? Yeah well here y'all go 🫳

"Could you just... stop sending me this crap?"

"Of course I'm not! It means nothing!"

"Al, I am clearly not in a good headspace in this other universe. You know how I get - when - when something pushes me over the edge and I stop thinking rationally-"

"You believe you would actually kill me through angelic means? Put a permanent end to my existence because you stopped 'thinking rationally' for two seconds?"

"No. I don't believe that. But I also believe all the times I've nearly killed you in this universe - you know, non-permanently - I would've pulled back at the last second. But I guess I can't really know that for sure, can I? I was always stopped before it got to that point. And maybe that's for the best. I'd... hate to find out that I'm wrong. Because I would spend the rest of my existence regretting it. And if it was permanent, that would be even worse."

"I see! Well, there's the difference between you and me - I know I never would have gone through with killing you. It's not something I merely believe."

(Granted he was tied up and gagged but that's details)

And errrrr you guys almost hate fucked..? I guess that's a good thing

And! Oh, I almost forgot, we saw a really cute flashback of you two in the olden days

It totally didn't end up in flames trust me this was all that happened you two were just cute together

—bird anon

"Ugh, I hate how I used to look. And I can take Alastor out on actual dates, and we actually do fuck. Yeah, some of the stuff you sent was hot, but I'll take my life, thank you. The one that doesn't lead to me trying to permanently kill Alastor."