#ask lucifer

Lucifer: yeah... Little roughed up, but he was cat calling MY husband. I couldn't let that slide... The only issue was the whole "can't hurt sinners" thing.

Alastor: *coming in the room with soup and bandages, ready to change them* you're lucky you're an angel.

Happy Anniversary to these three idiots!

Whatcha doing luci?

(it's duck liver)

no...why would I eat such a precious little thing...ducks are friend not food

Lucifer: *making macaroni art of ducks* Huh?? *realizes someone is talking to him* Oh hi! Hello! *jumps up from his seat* Sorry you uh… caught me when I was in the creative zone. *clears his throat* Well… I’ve been okay… not perfect… but better than yesterday… I think?

Belle says I’m doing better now that I’m on medicine… but I still have the thoughts from… I don’t know what to call it. The past? The not-happening now present? Fictional world? *shakes his head* I was really in a bad way.

And I’m happy Sammy is doing good! *looks away* I’m scared… I keep having those nightmares about… *stops talking* No. I can’t say it out loud. It’s too horrible. *sits back down* I can’t keep having those dark, intrusive thoughts. Sorry but I need to go back to my art work… *goes back to gluing pasta on paper with a scared expression on his face as the bad thoughts were returning*

(Ignore how blurry it is, its a screenshot from an old whiteboard 😭)

Wrong snake color.

Lucifer: *sleeping on the couch*

Vox: *annoyed but tries to wake him up* Come on Lu, you can’t sleep on the couch all of the time

Lucifer: *smacks Vox away as he’s way too comfy on the couch*

Vox: Lucifer. We have a perfectly good bed in the master bedroom. You can sleep in there.

Lucifer: *mumbling* Like…it here. Comfy…

Vox: *picks up Lucifer* Bed is better. *carries Lucifer to the bedroom*

As soon as he lays the pregnant angel down, Lucifer poofs away and is back on the couch, falling back asleep.