Mar 12, 2024
Kaif: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Sam: My record is four, but I think I can do it this time.
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Kaif: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Sam: My record is four, but I think I can do it this time.
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Thinking of writing a yandere broulderbeans oneshot like I did with kaebbzcat123 but I'm drawing blanks on what to base it on/what the situation would be. If anyone has an idea/have something that they would like to read please let me know
SAM CATJAM SUNDAY
Kaif: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?
Sam, turning to Stan: How tall are you?
Kaif: Sam, can you explain why there’s a hole in the office wall? Sam: Okay, but in my defense, Rob bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink a whole bottle of shampoo. Kaif: That’s not what I was asking- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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Sam: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Kaif, not even looking up from his phone: Spear. Sam: ... I'm going to fucking stab you. With my knife stick.
Sam: Shit, I think I forgot something.
Stan: Forgot what?
Sam: ... How the fuck do you expect me to answer that?
Sam with a bat, what will he do?