#squonks

Yes, yes they would

For @thenephewfredtoyourscrooge who wrote a song about a squonk once

The Squonk is a creature found in the Hemlock Forests of Pennsylvania. The Squonk is described as a round fat creature with wrinkly skin and warts and is often crying because of how ugly it is. Lumberjacks have said that the Squonk is capable of turning itself into a puddle of its own tears and bubbles when its cornered. A man named T.J Wentling even got the Squonk to go inside in a bag and as he went home the bag got lighter and when he opened the bag up it was filled with tears.

…they are cats

Yes