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me: *happily prepping vegetables for dinner*
@spytap, from behind me at the sink, in a VERY serious voice: hey honey, I don't know if you've noticed this, but there's a huge leak on the counter...
me: *turning in dismay and dawning horror*
him: *ABSOLUTE SHIT EATING GRIN*
me: .....
him: .....
me: .....
*hits him with the admittedly large leek I was about to start slicing*
him: *laughs until he cries*
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Me (stumping around in the brace I have to wear since foot surgery, refusing assistance with household chores): Look, I did it! All. By. Myself.
Him: You are little. And broken.
Me: BUT STILL GOOD!
Him: Yes. Still good.
He gets me.
He's my favorite ❤️ @spytap
All Hail.
An aquarium never fails to bring me joy. #jellyfishtunnel #seattleaquarium (at Seattle Aquarium) Photo taken by @spytap https://www.instagram.com/p/B6rwYCEpQ_5/?igshid=1tns90855dwxg
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That time Jean-Luc Picard dueled Darth Vader. @spytap
From Hawaii 2008 to Estonia 2018 to all the years before and all the ones to come, I'd follow you anywhere. @spytap Happy Anniversary, my love. ❤️
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