Someone got poop stuck and reacted by dragging his ass on the sidewalk so had to come home and get a bath :T
I won't name names...
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Someone got poop stuck and reacted by dragging his ass on the sidewalk so had to come home and get a bath :T
I won't name names...

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My dog went through a thing a couple years ago where he was drinking a ton of water and peeing an insane amount for seemingly no reason and we ran thousands of dollars of tests some of which I am still paying off, and nothing explained it. The only other weird thing is that his liver enzymes were elevated. Eventually it went away with no real explanation.
He has started drinking like crazy and peeing a ton again. I am going to lose my shit. I am terrified something is seriously wrong that we overlooked.
Dog has recently decided he wants to be entirely under the blanket and will squirm around and readjust himself until I cover his head up with the blanket too and then he settles down and goes to sleep.
Sitting on the couch, Sputnik on my lap. He gets up and walks over to his usual couch spot to sit, so I pick up my cross stitch bag, which he hears... Looks over his shoulder at me, sees it, then comes back over to take up my lap so I can't cross stitch anymore.
Why do you hate my art, dog?
Curled up with my lovely little dog in the dark, just on the edge of sleep, when he begins to produce a truly putrid stench and then stretches his little legs out and yawns like he didn't just hit me with 1d6 poison damage in my own bed.

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Just to let you know how millennial dog mom brainrotted I am, my dog follows me into the bathroom and lays on the floor while I shower or take my very long baths or do other bathroom things. If I close the door in front of him he will sit on the other side of the door with his nose pressed against the gap at the bottom and sigh loudly and make sad noises, and instead of being like "no deal with it" I just caught myself thinking like "I bet I could fit a little bed in here so he can be cozy on the floor."
My dog has to take a toy to bed with him and I find this extremely cute.
Hurt myself in the dumbest way imaginable yesterday. Sputnik has a toy shaped like a rock candy stick with a chew-friendly plastic stick and a chewy rubber candy piece. He loves it. LOVES IT. It was intended for bigger dogs, but he's a fucking menace and as a result has to sometimes get toys for bigger dogs so he doesn't immediately kill it.
Anyway, he's chewed the stick so much that the texture has become... spiky... And I scraped my knee bloody climbing into bed with him last night when I inadvertently put my knee on it, and I truly think this is among my top five dumbest injuries.