“Hey, guys. What's up? It's Kurt here from Kurt's World! Sometimes you just wanna get dicked down badly by a big fat cock, but you also don't want to chance a tear or worse a prolapse! So today I'm going to teach you all how to do it safely!"
Kurt smiles at the camera mounted on a tripod, his face filling the frame.
"Now first things first. If you don't have a flesh and blood cock at your disposal, always use something that has a flared base, is easy to use and doesn't have any sharp edges. Painal is something you gotta work up to, and you don't want any cuts! I am sure you have all seen the infamous One Man, One Jar video, believe me you do not want that! Or to go to the ER and explain why you have a cucumber stuck up your ass."
He steps back from the camera, revealing himself to be wearing a black cotton button up, and his bed comes into view. Sitting on his bed is a guy that looks like he'd rather be anywhere els then where he is right now.
"Everyone say Hi to Arthur! He's a bit shy and nervous, but he agreed to help me teach you guys today!"
Tagging @r0segardendr3ams @shes-an-odd-bird @hannah367 @saveme-storybrooke-potc @hbkchokeme @holy-harringrove @kiraixi because I know you are all freaks like me and
