Gaggle Gossip: “The Butterfly Smackdown” 🦋🥊🪶
Today’s headline from the pond:
One goose. One butterfly. Zero patience.
Witnesses report that this was not a honking, flapping, dramatic chase.
Nope — this goose went full silent‑mode assassin.
Here’s the scene as it unfolded:
- Butterfly drifting by like a tiny, floating diva
- Goose locking on with laser‑focused “absolutely not” energy
- No honks, no wing‑flaps — just a determined power‑walk
- Goose closing the distance like a bouncer escorting trouble out of the club
- Tap.
- Another tap.
- Butterfly getting booped repeatedly by a goose beak like, “Ma’am, this area is closed to sparkly air traffic”
Other geese reportedly pretended not to see anything, but the squirrel on the bank was absolutely invested.
The butterfly eventually spiraled off in a confused zig‑zag, probably filing a complaint with the Department of Unnecessary Goose Contact.
Meanwhile, the goose strutted away like,
“Order restored.”
