#spoopysherl

ur not even my adopted dad

            “ Mister 'Olmes, wait up! I got a question 'bout somethin. My...pay. “

               " When I was small, I used to think I could fly           when I was on the swing set at the park. I would           swing myself as far up as I could, to the point           when you come back down, there's that jerking           thud because of some amount of slack you've           created in the chains.                                           Then I'd jump off.                        It drove my sister insane. I always thought she was                          just too much of a worry wort. I always landed fine. Until the day I didn't.                           Broke my leg, bone poking through the skin and everything.                   It was horrendous. Petunia might never have forgiven me if she                    hadn't been so worried about me.          Anyways, that's how I got this big gash long my leg here. "

                        i blame you.                                           you know who you are

Thank you lovelies. <3

                   if i was more clever, i would come up with         something 'sherlocky' about favorites being silly,        but i'm not that clever, so i shall just say thank you