#spookyscarysoras

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character i’d like to see in a flower crown

Aeris of course!

character i’d like to see have an emotional breakdown

I mean over the course of the story pretty much everybody gets one of these... but I sure wouldn’t mind it if more of Vincent’s happened on-screen.  He’s so stoic even as a Turk that the few times something Lucrecia or Hojo says gets to him back in the day his response isn’t all that dramatic... and in the present emotional Vincent is basically just angry Vincent.  I’d love to see him utterly distraught and in tears.  Because I’m awful.

character i’d like to see get punched in the face

Here I have the dilemna of picking someone for pure comedic value or just the simple fact that they very much deserve it.  Actually wait, Hojo serves both those purposes.  I pick Hojo.

character most likely to sing along to journey songs in the car

Yuffie I mean come on... I can imagine her secretly loving foreign music as a kid and going from hiding casettles in her pillowcases to keep her father from finding them to outright blasting them so loud they shook the whole pagoda once she got older and more rebellious... and then imagine her leaving Wutai completely unaware that Wutai was consistently about a decade behind all the foreign trends so the first time she listens to the radio out in the big wide world it’s playing 90s grunge stuff and she’s all ‘WHAT THE HELL IS THIS????’  Anyway none of that had anything really to do with this question... but she definitely calls dibs on controlling the music in whatever vehicle they’re in and while most of the party doesn’t really mind the tunes, they super do mind her deliberately obnoxious singing... fortunately for them, her motion sickness always cuts the perforance short (eventually)...

character who refuses to pull over and ask for directions on roadtrips

Cid, definitely Cid.  He’s great at navigating when he has radar or a map and a birds’-eye view but when he has to STAY ON THE ROAD???  #@#$%!!!!  He’s the type of dude who’d spend an hour jumping backwards up the side of a mountain in Skyrim because ‘I AM NOT GOING THAT FAR OUT OF THE WAY TO GET TO MY DESTINATION WHEN I CAN JUST GO IN A STRAIGHT LINE.’

character who always stubs their toes on the washing machine

I’m thinking Vincent.  Not only do I consider him fairly useless at mundane household chores, but I refuse to believe he doesn’t wear those giant gold armored witch boots for some practical purpose... in this case, protecting his giant fragile feeties.

character who changes their starbucks order ten times

Cloud.  The dude’s pretty indecisive already... and I could see him liking pretty much everything at Starbucks... he’d order one thing then ‘no wait, do you have SEASONAL ITEM yet?’ and then ‘okay I want that instead’ followed by ‘wait... I need to get to bed early tonight... so make it a tall instead... or wait can you just do decaf?’ then when the cashier is looking completely flustered, ‘but I do need SOME caffiene... maybe I’ll just get tea, yeah tea... with a pump - no, two pumps of...’ yeah... the local Starbucks (or Starbucks equivalent) in Edge starts panicking as soon as they see him coming...

character who shows up late for everything

Nanaki.  He’s pretty chill about everything... including start times and deadlines of various things... shows up when he wants and hangs around as long as he feels like.  The rest of Avalanche theorizes it’s either because he experiences time a little differently than the rest of them do or just because he’s not tall enough to see the clocks.

character who is the worst kisser

I really can’t imagine Cid being a very good kisser... even if he’s got the skills, he’s also got the stubble and the chainsmoker breath soooooo... yeah no.  Probably also Sephiroth... I never saw him as getting terribly swept up in relationships or romances so if a kiss ever happened and involved him he’d just sort of be there like ‘what am I supposed to be doing with my mouth?’ 

character who takes 45 minutes showers

I imagine Tifa used to take luxuriously long showers growing up in Nibelheim (10 minutes devoted solely to picking out complementing scents of shampoo/conditioner/bodylotion), but not so much after she moved into the Midgar slums... she probably has started this practice up again after moving to Edge and achieving somethng akin to financial stability there.  In general I can see Tifa being the ringleader of an Avalanche ‘treat-yo-self day’ and I officially need someone to write that fanfiction for me.

character who gets most bent out of shape over the pronunciation of gif