#spoketech

(spoke voice) lets be stabbed by papa...

spoke finally gets someone who has seen him, who knows him, understands him, but ultimately, chooses him over what they think “should be” for lifesteal (i will never get over how raw and open spoke was with minute SECONDS after minute said he’d never join him. he’s so desperate—)

minute’s side is a bit more complicated. he’s given essentially the same choice as clown was given at the end of s5: help in war and destruction or fight for “peace” (which then led to pmc betrayal…. etc) obviously not the chungpire goal (which is another can of worms) but minute, in contrast to clown, chooses peace (again!!!!)

this is not only veryy telling of minute and who he definitively wants to be in lifesteal but also allows him to make up with clown at the end of the season due to being teamed which then led to apoc…. and that’s like the fourth can of worms

BUT!!!! think about if minute joined spoke!!!! its simultaneously so fascinating for him! he’s giving in to “no peace on lifesteal” and he’s objectively not even fully betraying his team for this. spoke WAS a part of the empire. i feel like that’s forgotten. minute was choosing between his ally and his other allies (sure spoke was going to use exploits but…!)

this also has the absolutely delicious consequence of being perceived as a betrayal by the rest of the chungpire (specifically with a focus on clown, apologies for the clowntech undertone but frankly we can not deny the impact pmc and clown had on minutes shaping as a lifestealer) and it directly makes him an enemy of them.

YESSSSS MY SPOKETECH ouhhh my healthy-toxic flip flopping yaoi..............

minute Knew the whole time he could just tell bro saw a complete dumbass walking around mafia city and immediately was like "that's MY dumbass" he could just tell

AND THE FACT THAT HE STALEKD HIM TOO LIKE HELLO??????? ok man. youre not slick. how in the s2 finale he was clearly still upset at spoke but after a small apology he just let it go and helped him because he knew he needed his help????? awwwwwwwwwwwww minute you are such a sweetheart i love uu minutetech

i will never get over when spoke took his army to the end and minute was SO HAPPY to see spoke and mapicc again after so long even despite the fight they'd had before spoke ended the mafia. he'd missed them so much and then spoke fucking ruined it cuz of course he did

My yuri ships - jumper x hannah , jumper x hannah x jojo , jumper x mid x jojo

Squiddo x jojo , squiddo x lopezz , squiddo x hannah , jojo x Zam . i'll have ship names for all of them too ^_^ ( i'll put them at the end )

My yaoi ships - pili x ash , zam x ash , parrot x mapicc , ro x parrot , woogie x jaron , woogie x derpachu , Branzy x red , ash x spoke , spoke x minute , Clown x pangi , pangi x ash , egg x flame , wemmbu x 4civit , spoke x leo . i have more but i'm saving those for another time .

I'm not gonna do hetro ships rn cause i'm tired and i wanna eat

Yuri ship names - jumpingroses , jumpingfroggyroses , frogmidjumps , squidsolos , squidezz , squidroses , princefrogs

Yaoi ship names - glitchedkitty , glitchedprince , parricc , parshambo , jaroogie , deroogie , redazny , ashishere / spokeswag , spoketech , clownpangiolion , pangswag , flamingeggs , purplecube / 4civitbu , spokewook . - from your lovely yuri making anon

Spokepicc:

Spokepicc my beloved <3

While I don’t really believe they would ask each other, I do believe they would say it as a confirmation, like “we’re spending valentines together, right?” “obviously bro” and they would continue “asking” the other throughout the day until valentines.

On Valentine I believe it would be pretty similar to their normal routines, but with way less chaos and more feelings being expressed. They’re treating the day as if it’s the last time they can express themselves so it's a very soft and intimate day between the two, filled with a lot of sweet talk and physical contact. 

When it comes to gifts I believe Mapicc would give something like a compass that always leads to him or a “safe spot" that no one else can find, as for Spoke he would probably give something that binds them together, like he made the red string theory true.

Spoketech:

For Spoketech it can go one of two ways, it’s either going to be Minute bc of his “maturity” and willingness to confront things or it’s going to be Spoke nervously rambling or not even realise he told Minute he wants to spend valentines together. 

For a ship with such a big difference in dynamic I believe the day would very much be chaotic, Spoke causing chaos and Minute following close by trying to stop him and prevent any damage.

For gifts I think Minute would be very sweet about it, maybe a love letter or a love note jar, either some accessories for Spoke or a little something to George Jr. 

As for Spoke I believe he would give something that interest Minute, so something Batman or Lego related, maybe even Lego Batman.

SpokeSwag:

With the ship SpokeSwag I don’t believe anyone would ask the other out, however I can see Ash demanding Spoke’s presence for the day (Uu) or them just ‘hanging out’ (LS)

I honestly have no idea how their day would go, though it would be hectic and chaotic in both Uu and Ls, for Ls I think it might be them causing chaos together and for Uu it’s them being difficult against each other.

In both Uu and Ls I think Spoke would give an impossible to find exploit or something handmade, for Ash I think he too would give an exploit (LS) or something grand like a statue or a portrait (Uu)

Spokejam:

Here too I don’t believe either would ask the other out, however I do believe someone would set them up matchmaking style.

For the day I believe they would reluctantly go on a date, but enjoy themselves more and more the further into the day they got and would be very hesitant to leave and to admit their feelings towards each other.

Since neither prepared for the day they wouldn’t really have gifts on them, so I think they both would quietly give some exploit that gives their location, so they can find each other again. 

Spokefies:

For Spokefies it can either be Spoke suddenly appearing and ‘demanding’ they’ll go out together with Wifies who agrees and has probably already planned everything or Wifies comes to Spoke and tells them they’re going out that day.

I think the day has ultimately been planned out by Wifies in extreme detail and Spoke does a lot to ‘change the course’ and see if Wifies planned for him doing so or not. (Wifies did plan for it)