A Lesson in Self Defense
When Jason starts teaching free self defense classes, the last person he expects to show up is his replacement. Tim hears about Jasonâs lessons and takes it upon himself to make sure the Red Hoodâs not up to something, so in retaliation Jason uses him as a test dummy for the class. Neither of them expect to like it quite that much.
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At five of six, a reasonably sized group of people have gathered. Itâs not a large crowd, but itâs enough. Jasonâs feeling pretty pleased with himself when he spots him.
What the fuck is the pretender doing here, chatting with the other students? Heâs sure as fuck not here for the free self defense lessons. This is a beginnerâs class, thereâs nothing heâs teaching the brat doesnât already know. And even if he did, Jasonâs sure as fuck not going to be the one teaching him.
Whatever heâs doing here, heâs not welcome, and Jasonâs going to make sure he knows it. He carefully does not storm over to where the pretender is standing.
âSâcues me, could I borrow him for just a sec?â He says to the young blonde woman Timâs chatting with.
âOh sure.â The woman says. âOf course, we can talk more later.â
Tim smiles at her, but tenses imperceptibly as Jason steers him away from the others.
âWhat the fuck are you doing here, pretender?â Jason hisses.
âWell the Red Hood is giving self-defense lessons in my neighborhood, and I wanted to know why.â Tim says dryly.
âIt never occurred to you that maybe itâs just for the good of the community?â Jason says through gritted teeth. He doesnât like what the pretender is implying.
âOh, it occurred to me. But when have you done anything to earn the benefit of my doubt?â Tim asks cooly. âWas it the time you nearly slit my throat, the time you wrote a message in my blood, or the time you put a batarang in my chest?â
Jason doesnât have an answer to that. The little shitâs right, heâs got no ground to stand on. The pretender has every right to be suspicious of Jason.
âIf it makes you feel any better, Bruce didnât ask me to come. Iâm here on my own.â It does make him feel better, actually, that Bruce didnât feel the need to check up on him. At least not in this. âAnd as it happens, I do live in the neighborhood.â
Thatâs news to Jason. He hadnât realized the kid had moved out of the manor. But looking at him, the pretenderâs not much of a kid anymore. Those cheekbones are sharp, not a hint of baby fat to be found.
âLittle robinâs flying far from the nest.â Jason says. He doesnât for a second believe that spoiled little rich boy Tim Drake lives in Crime Alley.
âWhat, you havenât heard?â Tim sneers. âIâm not Robin anymore.â
âOh Iâve heard. Youâre Red Robin now. Because whatâs mine is yours.â He says nastily. He knows enough about how Tim actually became Robin to know his old anger was irrational and unfair. That doesnât mean Tim doesnât still piss him off though.
âBecause I needed something already tainted, and that suited the bill.â Tim says coolly, and Jason should probably get away from this conversation before he starts seeing green.
âYou wanna stick around? Fine. But donât think Iâm gonna take it easy on you.â Jason snaps.
âI would never expect you to.â Tim shoots back, and he walks away to rejoin the other participants.
Jason takes a few calming breaths, getting his temper under control before he calls the class to order. He introduces himself and goes over the basics of what theyâll be doing.
âThe best way to win a fight is not to fight in the first place, so weâre gonna focus on how to get away from someone grabbing you. For the first move, Iâm gonna do a demonstration. Tim, thanks so much for agreeing to help.â He says, giving the replacement a nasty smile. He hopes he hadnât given the participants a false name. (Thatâs a lie, be kinda does.)
Timâs eyes narrow momentarily, but he plays along. âItâs my pleasure. I did some self defense stuff back when I was a kid, but Iâm not sure how much I remember.â Giving himself an out for if heâs better than a beginner should be.
âFirst Iâm gonna show you what an attacker might do, then Iâm gonna go over how to get out of it.â Tim nods, preparing himself, but Jason moves before heâs ready and Tim reacts on instinct. He flips Jason over his shoulder. Jason rolls with it, but Tim grabs him around the knee and completely fucks his landing, and he ends up on his back. Luckily theyâre on mats, so nothingâs hurt but his pride.
âWow!â Tim says, the picture of surprise. âI guess I remember more than I thought.â
âThat was amazing!â The blonde woman gushes.
âI would never have been able to do that if Jason hadnât let me.â Tim lies, rubbing the back of his head sheepishly. Jason can say he was caught off guard all he likes, but the truth is Tim absolutely had him, and they both know it.
âThatâs still awesome! Heâs so much bigger than you, and you totally took him down!â The woman says, with all the grace and tact of a child.
âA lot of my training was focused on how to take down opponents who were bigger than me.â Tim says sheepishly. âI practiced a lot when I was younger.â
Thatâs absolutely true. What heâs not saying is that that was a move taught to him by Lady Shiva, specifically to disable uber athletic opponents like Dick Grayson. Or people taught by Dick Grayson.
Jason can feel his face heating up, but he forces himself to keep his cool. Mostly.
âSince youâre so experienced , you can help me with the rest of the demonstration. With out flipping me this time.â Jason says through gritted teeth. Tim took him down and they both know it, even if no one else does. Jason takes a few more calming breaths. This class is supposed to help people who are in dangerous situations, but thatâs not gonna work out if the teacher comes across as an arrogant hothead.
âOf course. It would be my pleasure, Jason. Just tell me what to do.â Tim says, the picture of affable geniality. Jason hates him.
Still, he moves slower this time, which is better for demonstration purposes anyway. He positions Tim facing away from him, which he can tell the pretender doesnât like.
âI see this kind of thing all the time in clubs.â Jason says, slipping an arm around the pretenderâs waist from behind and pulling him close. Tim tenses slightly, and Jason can feel his muscles contracting under his thin t-shirt. He doesnât know why heâs surprised the pretender is so well muscledâ heâs a Bat, he has the same crazy training routine as the rest of themâ but he is. He supposes itâs because he looks so slight, although if he were shirtless heâd bet Tim would have the same dorito shape as the rest of them.
He goes over how to twist and break free of the hold, and then pairs them off to practice. Tim is immediately claimed by the pretty blonde woman, which pisses Jason off all the more. Of course sheâd immediately attach herself to Drake, Gothamâs perfect boy. She hasnât even made the connection to who he really is and sheâs still fawning all over him. Jason does his best to ignore them, going around the room and giving gentle corrections as needed. They practice that move for fifteen minutes before Jason calls to a halt.
âAlright, lookin good folks. Iâm gonna show you the next move. Tim, if you wouldnât mind assisting me?â Jason can tell Timâs not pleased to be used as a test dummy, but thatâs just too damn bad.
âFor the next move, Iâm gonna show you how to disable someone who grabs you by the arm. The main thing is to break their hold and get away, but Iâll also show you how to attack. Tim, if you wouldnât mind grabbing me by the arm?â
The replacement complies, and Jason takes great pleasure is showing them how to get out of the move, and a follow up they could do if they needed to disable their opponent before running. It involves sticking his fingers right near the pretenderâs eyes and his knees right near his balls, and itâs enjoyable to see him flinch ever so slightly as Jason comes close. Then he sets them back into pairs, and they practice that for the next fifteen minute. Jason walks around, correcting forms and helping out.
He shows them how to get out of two more holds using the pretender as his test dummy. Itâs fun to feel his muscles tense slightly under Jasonâs hands. He can tell how uncomfortable the pretender is to be here, but thatâs his own damn fault for coming. Jason didnât make him, and as far as revenge plots go, this is pretty fucking mild.
âAlright, good job everyone, youâre really getting the hang of this.â Jason calls to signal the end of the class. âBut the only way to really make sure youâve got it is to practice until it becomes muscle memory, and thatâs more than we can do in an hour long class. So get together with your friendsâ or make friends with the other folks hereâ and practice outside of class too. Iâll probably go over this stuff again in future classes, because I know not everyone will be here every time. But if you practice for ten minutes every day, youâll really be prepared for when it happens in real life.â
Thereâs an appreciative murmur that goes around the class, and people start packing up to go.
âWill you be back next week?â The blonde woman, who has since identified herself as Layla, asks Drake.
âIâm not sure. My scheduleâs pretty busy.â He hedges. Jason can tell heâs a little uncomfortable with the attention.
âYou should definitely come. You make a good demonstration dummy.â Jason says as sweetly as heâs able, which isnât all that sweet, but at least isnât outwardly hostile. Tim looks and him and Jason gives him a cocky grin. Timâs eyes narrow, considering.
âIâll think about it.â He says finally.
âDo.â Jason says, sickly sweet, and the pretender finally leaves. A couple of the other students have questions for him after the class, so he answers those before heading out himself. He doesnât go far, just to the next room over where heâs set up some workout equipment. He may not have all the bells and whistles of the Batcave, but heâs got a pretty good thing going. After his workout he heads home to his primary safe house. Heâs reluctant to call it his apartment, even though thatâs basically what it is at this point. Still, referring to it as his safe house feels safer, in case he has to burn it in the future. He takes a shower and grabs himself a non-alcoholic beer to enjoy before patrol. Heâs got time to kill and he wants to relax for a bit.
He flips through his subscription services for something to watch, but nothing catches his interest, so he decides to deal with his boredom the old fashioned way. He grabs some lube out of a convenient drawer and leans back against his couch. He undoes his pants and shoves down his boxers just enough to get his dick out before slicking himself up. He buys himself the good lube, the stuff that really lasts. It the same stuff Bruce had awkwardly presented him with when heâd given him the sex talk, but Jason tries not to think about that. He doesnât need to consider that he uses the same brand of lube as the Batman.
He casts about for a pleasant fantasy to distract himself with, preferring his own imagination to porn. For some reason, he lands on the pretenderâs face, which, weird, but he rolls with it. He imagines Tim on his knees on Jasonâs floor, sucking him off, his pretty mouth spread wide around Jasonâs cock. Yes, thatâs a nice fantasy. Heâd start off slow, unsheathing himself and watching the pretenderâs eyes widen at his size. Heâd feed it to him slowly, because Jasonâs a gentleman like that. Heâd choke and gag slightly, but heâd take him fully, and Jason would feel so good fully sheathed in his throat.
Heâd start moving, just a little bit at first, getting the pretender used to the stretch. Heâd watch the tears forming in those pretty blue eyes as he struggles to take it all. Once Jasonâs sure he can take it, heâll start moving a bit faster. Just a bit, no need to rush. Heâll hold his dick down the pretenderâs throat, and heâll make sweet little noises as he chokes on Jasonâs cock.
He wants more of those sounds, and heâll get them once he starts fucking him in earnest, the hot wet sounds that come from fucking someoneâs mouth and the ones that are all Tim as he gags and chokes as Jason fucks into him. Heâll take it beautifully though, looking up at Jason with wide, wet eyes. Jason move faster and faster, fucking his own fist with a wet squelching sound. Heâs so close, he can feel his orgasm coming on. In his minds eyes, he pulls out just in time to come all over the pretenderâs perfect pretty face. In real life, Jason comes into his hand, panting, making sure not to get any on his clothes or couch.
So⌠that was weird. Heâs never thought about his replacement like that before, and heâs not entirely sure how he feels about it, despite how hot the fantasy was. He thinks about it. Is it a little fucked up that heâs having fantasies about his replacement? Probably, given that heâs tried to kill the kid more than once. But Timâs not his brother, no matter how much Bruce might want to pretend otherwise. Itâs not hurting anyone, so Jason doesnât really care. Itâs a hot fantasy, and it got him off. Thatâs all that really matters.
He cleans off and then suits up. Heâs got work to do.











