#splushi rant

the calling jabber/zanka 'janka' curse is real i almost commented under someone's post that janka is a trans woman. kill me

hearme out. gerry melanie and tim dont exist in the same timeline because their friendship would be too powerful and theyd clown on elias too much

if you think about it the TMA lore is just some evil old guy forcing his employee to get the "How Did We Get Here ?" achievement from minecraft IRL

the joke teams of 3 danhengs and 1 blade ill prob be seeing soon when dan heng is out make me think of that meme with "if you see me..." but here its "if you see me surrounded by alternative versions of the man im fated to die beside, leave me alone. I'm exactly where I want to be."

oh daan von dutch you're such a tragic character what do you mean you're still alive after all of this. someone needs to tell me to stop getting emotionally attached to the depressed bisexual widowers