#sploink

"Do not make yourself known, keep a loaded firearm on your persons at all times, avoid negative thoughts, accept all offerings, and change your scent daily.", These are just some of the helpful tips offered by specialist Dr. Fuarga that you can follow to stay safe and real this post-solstice.

Happy Yule from the Wabble Dee™ Family.

Yes, yes I am.

But seriously, I gotta find some better material 👀 Most of what I find ends up either being ace centered or aroace, which is all fine and well, but I'm kinda in a bit of a pickle now ain't I~

Maybe I should make my own alloaro memes :0 YES that's perfect, even though I have a terrible sense of humor and no comedic timing, I shall do the unthinkable. I shall...

Eyewitness testimonies claim that the decades long feud is coming to a climactic and fiery end just off the coast of Venezuela.

Hello to all my loyal fans, you might have noticed my absence from tumber.cum recently and i've been seeing some rumors that I just wanted to disprove.

No, SPLOINK did not buy my Tumber account. I was only a brand ambassador and any rumors that I might have been more involved with the company's inner workings are factually untrue.

No, SPLOINK did not order a hit on me or otherwise try to end my life. Despite the recent news of SPLOINK's high worker fatality rate, and their deals with the Italian mafia, I am safe. The reason I was gone for so long is because I was arrested for tax fraud.

No, I do not work for SPLOINK anymore. My, and all other ambassadors' contracts, were terminated upon SPLOINK's CEO dissolving the company's headquarters in a potent acid. I have completely distanced myself from SPLOINK, and will not be taking any money from them, nor helping them in any way.