I'm so sorry about your breakup :( All the bestâĄ
How do you think the turtles + April, Splinter and Casey would help a friend get over smn/get through a breakup? Preferably headcanons bc i have an attention span of like -3 seconds and they're short hhdjsjdnndnx
Thank you. Itâs been a rough couple of days, but Iâm starting to get better. :)
I usually only do up to four characters, but Iâll make these shorter than normal and do all of them.
I think Leo would give you space, but the second you hint that you want to open up, heâs right there.
Even if you go the âI need to be aloneâ route, youâll âcoincidentallyâ find things in your room that youâve wanted or would be therapeutic for you. (Think a beanbag to throw at the wall or a coloring book.)
If you open up, prepare to feel 10x better afterward. Leoâs not the leader for nothing- heâs amazing at pep talks.
Mikey is, per usual, a ball of sunshine about it.
He can see how much itâs affecting you, and he feels terrible about it, so expect a lot more hugs and shared pizzas when youâre at the lair.
To him, itâs easier to get over someone when youâre having fun.
I can see Raph helping the most through the anger portion- whether thatâs being angry at your ex or just angry in general.
Youâre always welcome to work out with him. (And if you spar, heâll let you win by a hair to feel more confident. But heâll never admit it.)
And of course, heâs open to just talking with you about it. He may be a hot-head, but heâs still an older brother at heart.
When it comes to Donnie, be prepared to see a Therapist Turtle in action.
You donât have a conversation with him for the next two weeks without him mentioning how amazing you are, how youâll be able to find someone else (if you want to, of course), how youâll make it out okay, and just a whole lot of Inspiring Quotes.
It was annoying at first, but once you start to let yourself believe him, the more you cherish those moments.
April is the ultimate emotional support.
Youâre angry at your ex? FUCK THEM! You donât think you can find anyone else? HELL YEAH YOU CAN! YOUâRE PRETTY AS FUCK!
You have a dance party with her at least twice a week. They may be cheesy, but theyâre the best fun youâve had for a while and a nice distraction.
Splinter is tracking you down the instant he learns youâre going through a breakup.
When he finds you, he forces a cup of your favorite tea in your hands and starts his speech.
Itâs a bunch of âit may hurt, but it will passâ and âitâs normal to grieve, even though they arenât deadâ.
Will also let you cry in his shoulder
Honestly, Casey avoids you.
Heâd like to help, but he doesnât know what to say, or if him being there would even help you.
If you let him know youâd like to talk to him, prepare yourself for the most heartfelt things Casey has ever said to anyone. There are many points where you wonder if theyâre even the same person.
If anyone brings this up later though? Psh, it wasnât that big a deal! Shut up!
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i probably shouldâve started writing these way earlier but ok- here we are- this is mostly based on the 2012 version of the show but it can apply to most universes.
merry (late) christmas to those who celebrate it! (better late than never ig)
here are my headcanons about the Hamato clan on Christmas. i hope you enjoy.
warnings: some 18+ themes
not really a warning- but i ship apritello- xD
also, for reasons, donât ask where they get these gifts from- itâs magic
Splinter
was planning on starting to celebrate christmas when he moved to NYC but after the mutation, he decided not to.
after a few years with the turtles, Mikey found a picture of Santa in a magazine and asked Splinter about it
told them about Christmas, Santa Claus and the elves as well as the Christmas story in the bible
told them it was a time to give gifts and celebrate
Mikey showed particular interest in it, he didnât ask if they could celebrate it, but it was highly understood amongst his brothers
it was the first holiday they started celebrating together as a family (other than their mutation day)
he likes christmas most when all of his sons are together and happy
itâs the only thing he ever asks for
even though he doesnât want gifts in return, he makes an effort to find gifts for his sons
gets Leo anything that has to do with Japan. heâs always had a very high interest in Splinterâs culture and always wants to learn more. heâs gotten him manga, japanese snacks, and more traditional things like a japanese tea set as well as some teas.
for Splinter, Raph is the hardest to shop for. he has asked him what he wanted before and he asked for a turtle (hence Spike) since then, he had gotten him things Spike would like. Ever since he got Chompy, he tried to get him more things for Raph. He didnât know how much longer he would have with his sonsâŚ
gets Donnie anything that has to do with science. he has given him anything electronic. he has been gifted his tool box, his microscope, and, as weird as it sounds, many broken appliances. he fixed their toaster then quickly asked for a coffee maker, blender, or mixer so he could fix them too
gets Mikey anything that has to do with cooking/baking, he senses a talent in him (that he doesnât quite use to its fullest potential yet-) heâs gotten him cook books, cookie cutters, most of the stuff in their kitchen had been gifted to Mikey whether it was christmas or not. he definitely enjoys the gifts regardless of what it is. (he also gets mikey plenty of snacks)
gets April anything that he wouldâve picked out for Miwa. She gladly took the role, feeling only a little bit unworthy. Sheâs gotten several pieces of jewelry and a kimono (Leo was suuuper jealous but itâs fine-)
gets Casey anything that has to do with sports. he knows the least about Casey but he hears him talking about the Boston Bruins enough for Splinter to pick up that it is his favorite hockey team, so he gets him one of their jerseys unknowingly gifting him the one which happens to belong to his favorite player on the team
Leonardo
believes that christmas is a time to spend with family and lowkey gets pissed when Raph or Donnie spend time away from the family at all in december-
ideal gift would be a Hakama (go tell Splinter for him-)
thinks the idea of Santa Claus is terrifying-
âwhy would you want a fat man to break into your house and steal your cookies??â
is incredibly glad he is not real
eats one of the cookies Mikey leaves out for Santa
wants tea before they start opening presents
is more excited for christmas than he makes it seem. but heâs only excited AFTER his tea
gets Splinter his favorite kind of tea every year. like- just a giant box of tea leaves- itâs honestly tradition at this point. one year he got him a few english teas to try. he didnât end up with a new favorite but is always willing to try new teas
gets Raph a YUNGBLUD or My Chemical Romance CD they get tired of hearing âthe freak showâ or âwelcome to the black paradeâ by the next day. needless to say, he likes the gift.
gets Donnie different kinds of coffee. he even tried to slip in some decaf but Don swears he can taste the difference.
gets Mikey some new wheels for his skate board. âthey reminded me of Ice Cream Kitty so i figured youâd like them.â
he doesnât necessarily get April anything⌠he told her that he would help her learn some of his fighting techniques. she normally trains with Splinter or Donnie so she would enjoy having someone else to show her some moves. it counts as a present in her book.
gets Casey new hockey pucks. he genuinely didnât know what to get him and figured he could always use more-
Raphael
started being a grinch ever since that one christmas when they were 7 and mikey unwrapped his present for him without asking
never really forgave him
convinced Mikey to leave out four cookies for Santa so he could either save some for later (or so he could share with his three brothers *wink*)
when they were younger, he stayed up with Mikey to see Santa so he could punch him for eating their cookies and drinking their milk but ended up finding out that Santa knew Splinterâs Kata-
later realized that it was just Splinter.
but it took him maybe a little too longâŚ. âit was dark, ok?â
hates christmas movies
LOATHES hallmark movies-
like he will smash the tv if he doesnât get adequate warning that theyâll be watching one (âtheyâ as in Donnie and April ofc-)
gets Splinter cheese as suggested by Mikey. like a huge cheese plate with most kinds of cheese on it. he was very impressed by the diversity and was surprised by nacho cheese-
gets Leo Star Wars comics on purpose as a joke. Leo was not amused but he actually enjoyed them.
gives Donnie relationship advice- itâs not received very well.
gets Mikey grip tape to go with the skateboard Casey told him he was getting Mikey.
tells April where Donnieâs off switch is- âif he started rambling about something super boring just slap him on the back of the headâ âoh- i normally just kiss him. i think it has the same affect.â
gets Casey a variety of spray paint colors. he pretended he didnât support his graffiti style when Splinter reminded Casey not to vandalize with it-
Donatello
believes christmas can start being anticipated AFTER thanksgiving, and hereâs his list of reasons why-
made a master plan of how to end up with April under the mistletoe
it totally worked
finessed his way into making out with her
it was totally awesome
watches hallmark movies with April. they cry the whole time
âZach is obviously the better pick! come on Marilee!!!â
âok- but hear me out, Miles has a dope haircut- iâd stay with him for the haircut..â
uses the holidays as an excuse to cuddle with April
uses the cold weather as an excuse to cuddle with April
he will use literally any excuse possible so he can cuddle with April-
makes most of his gifts
makes Splinter a batch of retro mutagen. it took him months to make and Splinter knows it. he keeps it safely in his room while he tries to decide what is the best decision for he and his familyâŚ
makes his brothers all new tPhones. new and improved! with better cameras, more sleek design, and better processors. he ended up having to make April and Casey phones too (they got jealous)
makes April an entire PC- ok, most of it is made from recycled parts- but it is one of the coolest things he has made. he is convinced once he gets her all of the right equipment, sheâll game with him. they play overwatch together- but Casey crashes their partyâŚ..
fixes Caseyâs roller blades- he told him several times that the idea was great but he feels like he couldâve carried it out better⌠so he pretty much makes them way better
Michelangelo
keeps reminding his brothers that he is the reason they celebrate christmas
starts singing christmas carols right after halloween
puts waaaayyy too many marshmallows in his hot chocolate but everyone has given up on trying to stop him
bakes DOZENS of christmas cookies. every kind possible.
frosts gingerbread men to look like he and his brothers
makes Splinter a book of coupons- like, a coupon for a hug or a coupon for him to clean his room
makes his brothers coupons as well- things like get out of the dojo, get out of my room, and get out of the lab. heâs really using his annoying-ness to get out of actually going out and getting presents
gets April minecraft for her PC so they can play together. they own 26 cats-
gets Casey a new hockey mask. itâs a lot like his older one but he paints it for him. not exactly sure what itâs supposed to look like, but Casey and Mikey think itâs super dope
April
always has the guys over for christmas eve
they have hot chocolate and sticky buns. and occasionally alcohol we are looking at you raph it leads to a nasty christmas for the rest of them
tries to catch each of the turtles under the mistletoe to see how they would react
is extra careful when Casey is under the mistletoe thoughâŚ.
only eats the âDonnieâ gingerbread men Mikey makes
she ate a âRaphâ once and- âwhy are you eating Raph? i donât want him in your mouth- i want to be in your mouthâŚâ
they just stared at each other while Donnieâs face got redder and redder
gets Splinter a âworlds best senseiâ mug. itâs one of his favorites, not because itâs his style, but because she sought it out to get it for him. Leo definitely has used it more than once
gets Leo a limited edition Space Heroes action figure. it is his most valuable possession. he doesnât even let his brothers look at it..
gets Raph anything to do with fitness. back at the farm house, they both would work out together a lot. she learned what he liked the most and got him weights accordingly. she adopts his old ones as he upgrades.
gets Donnie lingerie- itâs not for him- technically⌠itâs purple and itâs Aprilâs size.. she accidentally gave him that present in front of everyone- his head looked like a tomato in a matter of seconds. Raph choked on his eggnog and nearly died
gets Mikey a cat stuffed animal with matching blanket. he is obsessed with it. she wouldâve got him a real cat.. but after what happened to his last cat- letâs just say Donnie talked her out of it⌠she also got him a Dominoâs gift card
gets Casey tickets to a hockey game. she was almost sure he would invite her to go with him but he actually when with his sister (Donnie was very thankful)
Casey
likes christmas more than Raph but pretends to be a grinch/scrooge with him
accidentally got caught under the mistletoe with Raph and it was the worst experience of his gd life
April made them stay there till they at least hugged
always tries to spike the eggnog
gets Splinter a block of cheese. thatâs all. he accepts it gratefully
gets Leo a super dope Space Heroes comic. heâs pretty sure it came from Caseyâs dadâs basement but itâs super rare and he doesnât want to tell anyone-
has the most potential to get Raph a gift that he loves buuuut opts for a hilarious gift instead. he gives him a figure of sailor moon. Casey nearly died that day.
gets Donnie an Einstein poster or like a periodic table of elements poster both of which he already has but itâs the thought that counts ig-
gets Mikey a new skateboard. he really needed a new oneâŚ
gets April a necklace. it was actually really thoughtful- it was sterling silver shaped as a turtle with several amethyst stones making up its carapace. Donnie even thought it was a great gift and has no problem with her wearing it (which is great cuz she wears it 24/7 now) he doesnât seem to mind that itâs from Casey
UwU tysm for answering my first request. You write so well ngl. Since when have u been writing?
Anyhowww- how do you think would the team (Splinter, April, the turtles) react to a new member of the team who is skilled yet extremely clumsy? Idk if you can relate but I am so ridiculously clumsy. How do I fix this? Where is the shut off button?
It gets real awkward at times. I rly just be existing and at some point go OOf
First off I want to apologize for taking so long to write asks again. Life got in the way and Iâve just generally been feeling like shit.
Anyway, to answer your question, Iâve been writing off and on for most of my life. I used to write awful Lord of the Rings fan fictions that I never posted, some odd poetry, and now I write on this blog and a handful of twenty-or-so page movie scripts. Itâs been a hobby of mine for a while.
I also got your other ask, so thisâll just be Splinter. I also wrote it as skilled at fighting because I wasnât sure what you meant by âskilledâ, hope thatâs okay!
Edit: Iâm also adding April, because itâd be waaayyyy too short otherwise.
Splinter
You amuse Splinter, to be honest.
Heâs not laughing at you, more at how you can be so graceful and fluent in your fighting and then stub your toe on the kitchen island for the second time that day.
He hoped that your clumsiness would fade over time once you began to truly blossom in your training, but it never did.
Unbeknownst to you, he put small pads on the places you usually trip or stub your toe because he genuinely feels bad.
April
She thinks itâs hilarious.
When you trip over air or drop a glass her reaction ranges from a small chuckle to complete gut-busting laughter.
After sheâs done laughing sheâll ask if youâre okay, though.
Everytime she spars against you sheâs completely baffled at how this clumsy mess can be that good at fighting.
All the times you tried to sit down too far from the couch or knock a cup off of the table play in her mind. It distracts her a bit, if sheâs being honest.
