#splash warfly

*Splash Warfly does not like being around others

*he has attacked others for no reason, other than the fact they looked at him funny

*Doesn’t exactly like being told what to do, either. 

*he loves destruction, and to cause it

*Zera aims her huntress weapon in shotgun form at Lisanna*

Zera: Get the hell out or I’m going to shoot Lisanna in the fricking face!

Pharaoh Man: No don’t!

Zera: I swear to God, I’ll do it, you bitches! Get out!

Boomer Kwuanger: *holds hands in forward position* Now there’s no need-

Zera, interrupting: I will pop her.

*The Cossacks and Mavericks grow tense and apprehensive*

Lisanna: Don’t give her my life for a rock!

*Sting Chameleon smirks as he pulls out a yellow chaos Emerald*

Sting Chameleon: Will you pop this Piss rock?

Zera, gasping in shock: Put the piss stone down! You don’t know what piss rock does to your… boing.

*distraction buys Wind Crowrang and Skull Man a chance to get to Lisanna*

Sting Chameleon, high-key lying: I like what it does to my… *mumbles* Zera!

Storm Eagle: *facepalms*

*Flame Mammoth, Drill Man, Splash Warfly, and Infinity Mijinion bust out laughing*

Humanized/ Gijinka versions!