#spivey

Claire Duggar (Spivey) celebrates her 22nd birthday today.

·       Everywhere you go, someone waves at you. That’s a perk of a small campus, I guess. But who are these people? Where are their faces?

·       Your roommate always asks you if you want to go to one of the events this weekend. The weekend never comes.

·       “What’d you get on The Exam this morning?” they asked. There was no exam this morning. You don’t have class with this person. A few weeks later, you see you got an A.

·       Mocsie was found dead in Miami. A new one takes his place before the day is over. No one notices the difference.

·       You pass the water dome at night and try to ignore Frank Lloyd Wright, staring at you from the watery abyss.

·       Everyone ends up on top of Polk Science eventually.

·       Spivey Jr. pushed you down the stairs. You don’t even live in JR. How did you get here?

·       Your reflection in the Meditation Garden pool is not always the right person. Don’t think too hard about it.