#spinsy shitposts

Spinel: I've come to make an announcement, PINK DIAMOND IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER! SHE LEFT ME IN HER FUCKING GARDEN FOR 6000 YEARS! That's right, she took her stupid fucking diamond status out, and she pissed on my fucking life! And she said her gem was, "t h i s b i g," and I said "That's DISGUSTING," So I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter.com, Pink Diamond, you got a small gem, it's the size of this pebble except WAY smaller, and guess what, here's what MY gem looks like!!! [something akin to an explosion sound] That's right baby, all heart, no points, no pillows, look at that, it looks like an hourglass and a DRILL! She fucked my life, so guess what, I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH!!! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY POISON INJECTOR PISS!!!! Except I'm not just gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go LOWER, I'M PISSING ON THE COOOOOOORE!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, STEVEN UNIVERSE, I PISSED ON THE EARTH'S CORE, YOU IDIOT!!!! You have 41 hours before the injector drrroplllets kill the fucking planet, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!