#spinal.txt

just realized how insane the tumblr discourse gotta be in the truman show universe holy shit

i have lemon bars in the oven and if they suck ass im making an entire bowl of yellow cake mix and eating it raw.

disassociating? nah bro i just went afk for a minute. yeah my brain wife came home i had to say hello. you get it

put his ass back in the timeloop

gillion tidestrider would find out what being gender fluid means and hed be like “by the gods… even my gender can be wet… we truly are blessed” and jay is like “gill it doesnt mean your gender is wet- it just means you could be a girl one day and a boy the next. or you can be anything any day!” and gill grabs her shoulders and looks into her eyes with the most dead serious look shes ever seen on him and says “jay i can be not only the wettest man alive.. i can also be the wettest WOMAN OR OTHER alive.”

just fed a man a fish, his ass gonna be so hungry tomorrow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

if i won the lottery i would start a gimmick blog called i buy people things and then i would search for people posting shit like “man i really wish a i could buy this cool pen” and i would send it to them