#spidiggityman

what what what

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I JUST SENT YOU THE SAME ASK OH MY GOD PERFECT

who controls the netflix account and what have they dominated the suggestions with by watching

DEFINITELY Ron. Once, Hermione showed him Netflix and he was unimpressed (“I could just Summon any movie I wanted to watch, how is this easier?” “Ron, that’s illegal.” “Only kind of!”), but then, when he would come home from work while Hermione stayed late, he would start watching Lost in little installments, and then watching more and more shows in secret, until Hermione finally was forced to show him how to create his own user account so he would stop messing up her suggestions with his taste in sci-fi.

who snores

Hermione. Little light snores, after a particularly long day at work. Ron thinks they’re cute, and likes to tease her about it regularly.

who has an embarrassing ringtone that the other calls them in public just to get to go off

Hermione loves calling Ron on his new cell phone that he still hasn’t quite got the hang of yet, and she may or may not have changed his ringtone to ‘Milkshake’

who sleeps on the top bunk if given the chance

Ron — it was Fred or George who would get the top bunk when they were kids, so Hermione lets him sleep up top when the opportunity arises. Though, usually, he ends up joining her on the bottom halfway through the night.

who plays the piano at 6 in the morning to wake up the other

Ron for sure. Ever since Hermione taught him that one song, he likes to play it for her on Sunday mornings when he’s eager to go over to Harry’s for brunch.

who has accidentally set something on fire by attempting to cook a birthday meal

They both have, though Ron with more frequency (“How anybody cooks without magic is beyond me…”). Though one time, Hermione was preparing a birthday cake and got distracted by an urgent owl from the Ministry, which led to a small fire that Ron will never let her forget about.

WHY ARE YOU NOT THERE ON THE WEEKEND THOUGH I WOULD FUCKING HITCHHIKE TO NYC FOR HANGOUTS I’M OFF THAT WEEKEND AND THAT WOULD BE A GR9 BIRTHDAY PRESENT

OBVIOUSLY I AM CALLING YOU FUCKING DORKS

fuckin dorks