#spideypool comics

"I have the comic..."

"What comic?"

"THE comic"

"What are you tal-"

This isn't really a thing major so you can just read it anyway however it won't make alot/any sense really

This is copied straight from my notes app, starting after this now

(also patient 0 and chameleon might be the same person?? It's super confusing but the book says patient 0)

Yo wtf yeah

Spidey and deadpool become besties at thors dance party fight truce thin and deadpool says how they need to hang out again and then he fucking kills Peter Parker (the rich billionaire Parker industries one) without knowing he's spidey, Peter lies on the floor with a selfie of them   next to him and deadpool leaves spidey a voicemail about how psyched he is that they can be buddies

I am ascending why the fuck would they do that  oh my days

And then the next page is the 'isn't it bromantic' issue cover thing

But oh fuck it turns out that they go after patient 0 and we find out he got mysterio to decoy and distract both DP and SM as well as plant fake evidence of what patient 0 was doing and blame it on Peter so that while DP killed Peter mysterio could keep Pete dead/hijacked so patient 0 could replace Pete and steal all their data on gene slicing for himself

Also yeah spidey fucking pissed at deadpool cuz he's like 'you just used me this whole time to get to my boss,' and dps like 'you thought we were friends' and spidey said ye we 'were'

Then dp reveals he was tryna protect spidey (by not showing proof Pete was bad) from being hurt from what he thought Pete was doing cuz he thought spidey held Pete in such high regards. Spideys also his hero too so he would wanna hurt him like that either

He also admits he was wrong and face reveals (smooth face that happened when he snogged death in the whole save Pete thing)

And Peters like 'fuck, wade I believe you'

And then patient 0 escaped cuz before that confession thing he exploded the building on them and forced them to make a Web shield  and he has spidey and deadpools blood and is giving it to a girl (itsy bitsy) to make them be one

(dp realises Pete was good cuz after ke killed Pete 1st time him and wife went on a date to hell and realised he wasn't there, then he killed him again then he wa like fuck and went in to save him then gave him the sorry I killes u card then Pete got angy)

Also what the fuck in hell Pete tells the illusions of mysterio no one can torture him more then himself, and then at the end when Pete conjures the spidey patronus (dp is snogging death at this point) he meet this devil and he says a secret about his life that is 'there will always be apart of you that is unsatisfied. No matter how hard you fight. No matter what you do.... You will always sense that something is missing from your life. You will never find peace'

Which is cruel and leads Pete to realise that this peace is what patient 0 took from him when he replaced him when he died

Becaue to steal the data he needed dna which he took  as well as his peace  and leads Pete to set out and get it back (then the romance thing ends for now and into the next omnibus? Or the itsy bitsy thing)

deadpool and spider-man comics lockscreens!