"I AIN'T LOSING TO SOME NORMIES!"
Heh. I don't really mean ya any harm, kid! The name's Capsaicin Cookie!
I'm a student at Scovillia, the only place that can handle my spice! I'm their champion, so I'm kinda a big deal.
I know I look scary, but I'm a nice guy. If someone's hurting ya, come to me, I'll deal with it!
I got the idea for this from some... buddies... of mine, but I got rules.
If ya got a problem with gay, polyamorous 'n trans people, or if ya wanna pick a fight with someone cuz their dough doesn't look like yours, or ya think anyone doesn't have the right to exist, GET LOST!
There will be NO biting me. I don't care if ya like spicy. I'm pure capsaicin essence, and you are NOT that guy.
I... don't do so great with being stuck places. Past issues. Guess I'm claustrophobic? I dunno.
If I seem cocky, I kinda am, but cmon. If you were an overlord, you'd be cocky too.
We don't talk about my dad.
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Headcanons n non canon stuff:
Caps sometimes loses control of his power, usually happens if he's really upset.
His cookie body isn't his real form, the gigantic magma guy is, but he looks a little more monstrous in that form.
He IS burning spice's kid.
He loves when people mess with his hair and he purrs when snuggling with someone!
His body temperature gets lower when he's sick, and he'll try to go around like normal while "feverish" if no one stops him.
He's got adhd and dyslexia... huh, can't remember why that feels familiar.
Nicknames for the champions:
SweetNSpicy: polychampions (all content of him and the other goobers)
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