#lexiyaps

Ah, strange to see someone in this forest.

Hm? Guardian, me? No, young cookie. Not anymore... that title belongs to another.

How am I here? To tell the full truth, I am uncertain... nor am I certain if one can truly call what happened "revival".

I am... not certain how this all works, so do your best to be patient with me. I am unsure what exactly I am supposed to write...

Ah, I do have a few things you may want to know.

I have not returned to the Faerie Kingdom since returning... I spend most of my time learning magic that I previously had either no time or no need for.

(NEW LORE!) I am lucky enough to be engaged to Silent Salt, mi luna, the night to my day... I cannot wait for eternity together.

My wings do not work very well. I can fly, but it hurts if I try to do so for too long. A consequence of not using them enough, I assume.

Since I began my travels, I have seen many white butterflies near me... I believe they are a symbol of rebirth or visiting spirits, but I am unsure why they follow me.

Now... we must cover a... less interesting, but more important topic.

Do NOT interact with me if you support the discrimination against any orientation, gender, race, or religion, or any other -isms.

Now with all that out of the way...

Mod info

Main blog: @the-silliest-vanilly

Any pronouns, she/it preferred

Tags:

SilveryWings: asks

AnotherPromise: rp

DrawnToSalt: eldersalt

DrawnToLilies: elderlily (i ship both. Simultaneously. All of them. Messed up doomed polycule.

GuardDown: noncanon

LexiYaps: mod

Headcanons:

Faeries give flower crowns to people as a courting ritual, a fancy flower crown is the equivalent of a proposal.

Elder Faerie's hair is really soft and faintly smells like the air after rain.

When he cries, little purple flowers called faeries' tears grow where his tears land. Some people say these can soothe heartbreak, but that's not true. They do, however, make a good tea that reduces anxiety.

This man's main form of coping is ignoring his feelings until they explode. The personification of "I can't be sad I have a lot of adulting to do".

He loves classical music and plays piano, but he also listens to some of this for the feels.

Read lore nuggets here

Haha! Did I scare ya?!

Heh. I don't really mean ya any harm, kid! The name's Capsaicin Cookie!

I'm a student at Scovillia, the only place that can handle my spice! I'm their champion, so I'm kinda a big deal.

I know I look scary, but I'm a nice guy. If someone's hurting ya, come to me, I'll deal with it!

I got the idea for this from some... buddies... of mine, but I got rules.

If ya got a problem with gay, polyamorous 'n trans people, or if ya wanna pick a fight with someone cuz their dough doesn't look like yours, or ya think anyone doesn't have the right to exist, GET LOST!

There will be NO biting me. I don't care if ya like spicy. I'm pure capsaicin essence, and you are NOT that guy.

I... don't do so great with being stuck places. Past issues. Guess I'm claustrophobic? I dunno.

If I seem cocky, I kinda am, but cmon. If you were an overlord, you'd be cocky too.

We don't talk about my dad.

✨OBLIGATORY MOD GIVEN INFOOOO✨

Headcanons n non canon stuff:

Caps sometimes loses control of his power, usually happens if he's really upset.

His cookie body isn't his real form, the gigantic magma guy is, but he looks a little more monstrous in that form.

He IS burning spice's kid.

He loves when people mess with his hair and he purrs when snuggling with someone!

His body temperature gets lower when he's sick, and he'll try to go around like normal while "feverish" if no one stops him.

He's got adhd and dyslexia... huh, can't remember why that feels familiar.

Nicknames for the champions:

❤️⛓️: Cinnamon Roll

🩷🗡️: Cupcake

💙🧪: Sugarplum

Tags:

BurningUp: ask

SpiceOverload: rp

SweetNSpicy: polychampions (all content of him and the other goobers)

GlassOfMilk: non canon

LexiYaps: mod

This blog is run by a fictionkin, if you're not comfortable with that DNI.

LORE

Welcome to hell, meet your entertainment! It seems Pure Vanilla Cookie is being changed... Dark Enchantress Cookie seems to be getting to him. He recognizes his friends as the enemy! You'll have to find out the rest on your own ;3

Basic DNI applies, et cetera et cetera

Tags:

DarkExtract: ask

WitheredVines: rp

BriefCompassion: ship

Welcome. Let's cut to the chase.

Dark Choco uses he/they/it!

THE TIMELINE

1: Dark Choco picks up the Strawberry Jam Sword.

2: Joins Cookies of Darkness.

3: is treated less than kindly by Dark Enchantress and Pomegranate (is okay with Licorice, Red Velvet and Affogato somehow)

4: abandons the sword and CoD

5: wanders the woods

6: something strange is happening... (NOW)

notes

- choco looks pretty rough. He lives like a hermit in the woods, he hasn't seen a razor in ages.

- has a prosthetic arm, lost the real one fending off wild animals and got the prosthetic with help

- hasn't seen his father since the pale ailment

- is sick with... something.

- blog is open to carachoco, darkyam, darkmilk and bitterrumors

Tags

chocolatefrosty- asks

winterchill- rp

Welcome to my camp. You were lucky to find it, I do not tend to stay in one place for too long. I suppose since you are here, I owe you an introduction.

I am Dark Choco Cookie, the former prince of the Dark Cacao Kingdom. You may have realized by now that my father and I are... not on good terms. There is good reason, though I would rather not discuss it. Not now, at least.

I use any pronouns, it does not matter to me. Anything besides what the voices say is acceptable.

As for the Cookies of Darkness... I hold hate for no one in this world more than them. Especially Pomegranate Cookie. If you see her, give her a good slap in the face for me.

Unfortunately due to the scars, my left eye no longer opens. Usually I wear an eye patch just to cover it, I dislike how people stare at the scars. I am also colorblind.

I usually do not stray too far from the borders of my old home. I dare not cross those borders, but it feels comforting to know that he is near.

I still miss the kingdom, particularly him and Caramel Arrow Cookie, I view her like a little sister. I hope to reunite with them properly.

You may notice one of my horns is cracked... do not fret about it. It does not heal, nor does it cause any pain.

Blog rules

1: basic dni, no zoos, pedos, racism, etc

2: I reserve the right to refuse any ask for any reason.

3: no sexual content, especially if you are not 18+.

Mod info

Any pronouns, primarily she/it

18

Main blog: the-silliest-vanilly

Tags:

bittersweetvoice: sad sword boy

briefrespite: non canon

lexiyaps: mod

bitterjustice: darkmilk

EVENTS

- Fae believes the butterflies in his special place are the spirits of fallen faerie knights

- he doesn't often swear at all, but he does it incorrectly when he does because he doesn't care to learn how swears work. He says shit like "motherbitch" when hes really mad.

- prefers either sweet natural things, like honey or fresh fruit, or salty things, butterflies are drawn to salt hence the eldersalt tag for the blog hehe :)

- he might give you a white flower crown with one flower dyed your favorite color (natural pigments only, duh) if hes really close friends with you. Fancy flower crowns are still reserved for proposals.

- faeries have banquets of their own, there's usually various juices there but fae doesn't ever indulge in that. He got drunk off his ass once and was genuinely terrified and he swore never to do it again.