Jeff the Killer

• he’s mean

• we already knew that

• you don’t know how you got into it with him. One moment you were telling him about your day, and the next he was telling you he wanted you to touch yourself and he was hard.

• very big into making you stop right before you finish.

• sorry I don’t know why I put him first I don’t know how to characterize him.

Toby Rogers

• okay now here’s where I can talk my shit

• you guys have fallen into this routine whenever he’s off on a mission. He just loves your voice, and he gets so pent up when he’s gone, so it’s a win—win for him.

• it typically goes one of you will talk the other one through their orgasm first, and then switch for the other. When you’re not physically there together, it’s a little harder to finish at the same time.

• he will tell you to choke yourself when he’s talking you through it. Expect it. Might make you cum twice though.

• very talkative.

• he listens so well though when you’re the one calling shots. You want him to stop before he finishes? He’s already got his arms pinned to his sides before the sentence is out of your mouth. You want him to keep going even after he’s finished twice? He’ll keep going just to hear you call him a good boy, even if he’s overstimulated and it hurts.

(I’m a sub lean Toby truther, if you can’t tell)

• tells you to get cleaned up, grab a glass of water, eat a small snack, and go to bed afterwards. Will stay awake with you and then fall asleep on the phone.

Eyeless Jack

• (a lot of Jack’s is made up on the spot because I’m trying desperately for there not to be two short ones in here)

• this happens so rarely that when it does happen you always have to count your fingers to make sure you’re not dreaming.

• behind the fact he’s a literal demon, he does his best to be a gentleman to you so phone sex feels like a disservice.

• but if he’s doing multiple long nights away from you for whatever reason, he’ll indulge in it.

• he’s almost unnervingly quiet during it, which you’ve tried to explain to him defeats the purpose but he literally can’t bring himself to make any noise when it’s his own fist.

• one time he *tried* making noises during it, and they sounded so fake you literally couldn’t get into it and had to tell him the silence was actually preferable. It kind of hurt his feelings cause he was really trying, but now you two laugh about it.

• also will tell you to clean up afterwards, however probably wouldn’t fall asleep with you. He’s a busy man, and this was most likely fit in in between things on his schedule for the day.

Tim Wright

• I can talk my shit again 😼

• this also happens rarely.

• not necessarily because he doesn’t want to, but because it’s so hard for him to be alone long enough.

• but on the off chance, oh he’s good at it.

• knows exactly what to say to you.

•“Oh baby if I was there it’d feel so much better for you, just think of that for me okay?”

• yeah.

• I just know he makes the prettiest noises. But they’re muffled by his hand, cause again, he’s trying not to alert anyone.

• it’s very mutual, there’s not really any sub or dom dynamics going on. Like sure, when you guys are face to face doing it there can sometimes be, but over the phone it’s very mutual.

• if it does end up happening while he’s away, just know you guys are about to turn into Odysseus and Penelope when he gets back. Going AT IT. (Please someone get the reference)

• and then all that mutualness that was happening over the phone dissipates and you’re getting put through the mattress.

Brian Thomas

• don’t ask why his name is pink. I ran out of colors.

• this may be a bit predicable, but he’d want to do it on FaceTime instead of an audio call. Idk he’s just a freak like that and he’d want to see you.

• constantly telling you how pretty you look, how he loves watching you fall apart, and how he can’t wait to split you open on him when he gets back.

• he’s got impressive stamina so you really have to talk to him.

• begging is what really undos him though

• he loves hearing that whiny tone, the way your breath is shaking, all of it.