Speed's Caribbean Tour
If you didnβt catch Speedβs 20-day sprint through 15 Caribbean islands, you missed what can only be described as a real-life cartoon character tearing through the tropics:
Trinidad: He immediately located a KFC like a heat-seeking missile and ate 5,000 calories of local street food.
Dominican Republic: His stream hit 1 MILLION live viewers, which led to a massive view-botting scandal where his hosts literally painted over his commemorative mural out of spite.
Jamaica: He ran a track relay race against a literal government minister and lectured a kid wearing a Messi shirt about Ronaldoβs frontal lobe development.
Guadeloupe: He was ironically declared the "President," got a green card tattoo, and immediately dropped his $5,000 custom streaming phone into the ocean.
Saint Kitts: He ate pig's blood black pudding and won a footrace against an 11-year-old's school donkey.
St. Maarten: His body completely shut down from the 3-week grind, causing him to collapse live on stream in front of millions before crawling across the border into the French free zone to finish the tour.
The man is planning to stream from actual outer space next and honestly? No one can doubt his commitment. π΄πββοΈ
