Enjoying this reddiethought rn…the only things Eddie’s chill about medically- and risk-wise as a kid are the rare few things richies been raised to be super cautious about. Like eddie whose ma only lets him watch 20 mins of TV a day for like wheel of fortune absolutely insists on sitting about 0.003 inches from the screen as soon as he’s away from her & watching movies at Bill’s or something. Meanwhile blind gay little Richie has to sit way back with all the lights on and take a headache break. Eddie’s chowing down on Laffy Taffy and Pixy Stix and candy necklaces at the sleepover while poor old Richie Wentworth is putting on his bedtime headgear









