“Nobody eats you out either. What’s your excuse?”

“You think so too?” He runs his fingers over his short hair. “I could get used to it.”

"Hey! That’s hurt! ”

The priest turning the other to face him, his arms wrapped around Yamato's waist. Touching their foreheads. His gaze seemed tired but in a way, needy. "I thought you hated that I was teasing you all the time."

“You really don’t ever miss an opportunity, do you?” Vergil purrs out softly, letting his thumb caress over the demon’s cheek almost lovingly, before gripping the hand resting on his chest, squeezing it tightly. “Maybe if you said please every once in awhile, but you always just grovel. You shouldn’t grovel for me, dear Yamato.. everyone else should, but not you.”

“Well, in my order vows of chastity are optional. Pure bodies are more susceptible to temptation and consequently easy prey for demons. It was part of my training to lose my virginity. So I did it.. I'm open minded about this anyway. If you expected a more traditional priest, sorry to disappoint you.”