#spamdad

Scooting around on your belly, you looked up at SpamDad. You had his white fur, his crest. You let out a small giggle as you poked your nose against his own.

Spamton's eyes went shiny. He nuzzles his nose on yours, letting out a small purr. Tenna peeked over and smiled, walking over to kneel beside you both.

"Are my two beloveds getting along?" He giggled, stroking your fur with a large finger.

"Ih..." You chirped out, making them both stand to attention.

"Are they going to-"

"Are they gonna-"

They both looked at each other for a moment. Then back at you. Were...you going to.. Their hearts beat in their chest at a speed that did not feel okay.

"Tenna- Are they-"

"SHHHH-!"

Blinking your tiny, ink droplet eyes, you tilted your little head. Spamton rubbed your crest- You resembled him, mostly. Being a tiny, white little addison. You had Tenna's antennae sticking up from your crest. They wobbled a bit as you put your hands on Spamtons face, giggling.

"Hiihh."

Spamton smiled, letting you mush his face around. It'd been roughly...two months since you hatched, being the only egg that was..er...fertilized. When you popped out of the shell, Tenna was watching over you.

A gasp left him as he saw you. Immediately calling Spamton over, for a vague but panicked reason; Spamton came over and...well. Almost fainted, but when he was alright- Fell in LOVE with you. You were fluffy. You were wiggly.

And you kept being wiggly. Looking up at them both, you extended all of your paws out, then relaxing them.

"Dah dah."

Spamton scooped you up, eyes welling up as Tenna put his hands to his mouth.

"Dah...hmmm."

Spamton yelped a bit, putting you in your cradle as Tenna literally passed out onto the floor with a giant THUD.

"[CATHODE]?!"

Spamton rubbed his head. He looked down, letting out a sigh at the newborn addison in front of him. It was tiny. It chirped. ...Cute- NO- Don't get attatched- But...but... fuck it, he picked you up and sniffed you, assuring your health, etc. You smelled just fine, and he put you in his lap as you let out a whine.

...You were white. Just like him. Spamton did NOT expect any of his pipis to hatch whatsoever- Then you...just popped out. Whimpering, flopping around, your fur soaked from your shell. Spamton stared at you. You let out little noises. ...He already loved you.

"[@#$%]ING DAMN IT."

It was well past hours that places closed, so he peeked out of his dumpster. Scuttled around the corner with you in one arm. Aha. Spamton scooted to the store nearby and tinkered around with the lock to the back door; Scooting in quietly.

"AUEHH..."

He tugged a thing of milk in one hand, loaf of bread in the other before booking it outside and back to his alley, sighing. He looked back at you, who blinked back at him. Gave a giggle.

"YA DON'T REALLY [Make some noise!] DO YA?"

You kissed his cheek and fell off of his shoulder in response, making him gasp and catch you. Spamton looked at the stuff he just pilfered, then at you, staring at him.

"...Let's go to [SLEEPY TIME], for now, ok?"

You crawled up to him, nuzzling your face on his chin. Spamton's eyes welled up... But he cleared his throat. He had a scrap of a blanket. You scuttled up to his side, curling into a ball.

Spamton let a breath out as he covered you as best he could with his tattered blanket.