I would very much love poems for "The next morning, Alex had called Emery a terrible teacher, so Emery threw up on his shoes." and "he said before his horniness became metaphorical in addition to the literal."
FUN FACT, that first line originally said "and." When I changed it to "so," I laughed at myself for like...10 minutes.
Anyway GO READ ONCE STOLEN if you want to read about a selfish, rock-obsessed mer-snake begrudgingly becoming a better person. (That being said, Rubem will always be my favorite, so...)
Fishnet gloves encasing hands like sharks
Trapped and misunderstood,
Scent like wine and whiskey and whine
Booze spills like blood down your chin
As your jungle pets look with concern.
It's okay.
A Disney princess always gets the win.
2. Ode to Rocks (shhhh they count as a character)
Rocks
O rocks
Don't want you in my socks
Stones
O stones
When you die I want your bones
Pebbles
O pebbles
You spicy little rebels
Boulders
O boulders
Beauty is in the eye of the rock-holders
Rocks
O rocks
It's rock stealing o'clock
(If you read my short story and tell me your favorite lines or things, I'll write a poem for your OC)
