-- unless you’re Joker and have never given a hoot about rules, at least when it counts. xD
Don’t mind me I’ve just. been crying about the end of ME3 most of the day and had to draw Joker officially welcoming Reaper AI Damir Shepard into the Normandy’s systems after AI ! Shepard has first made himself known on the Citadel. Joker adamantly denies crying later. ;u;<3
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Also I would like to share with you this picture of Damir’s face when he has agreed to spar with Vega. If that doesn’t say ‘what the fuck did I just DO omg I’m about to be squashed like a spindly little bug’ then I don’t know what does. xD
ooOh um um, how about two facts about saintly shepard, one silly and one serious? :D (obviously you can respond with whoever you want but i love both of your shepards dsfnkh) anyway: saintly shepard 1) 's favorite restaurant on the citadel (for real) is a strange little earth-port that does ramen, fried chicken, and nothing else, and 2) needs to be reminded every morning postgame to take two different medications, for different things.
and I adore Saintly aaaaaa. :’D What a treasure. <3 Also that restaurant sounds like a delight haha; all the yummiest things in one place. :D
I’m gonna do the thing and cheat because nobody’s stopping me and do two facts for each Shep? Because I know what I want to say for Damir but I ALSO want to talk about Ninni. This is how I figure her out. xD (this is actually how I figured out so many things about my OCs; ask games. xD) SO. This is threatening to get long so I’ll just slap a cut right here ~
[new facts definitely accepted ^u^]
1) I already told you this because of the Sims 4 recipes, but nobody else has heard it probably, so I can repeat it and gladly, but space!Damir is 100% the sort of person who basically lives on takeaway when he’s not on board of the Normandy - ramen, curry, kebab, fusion stuff - anything that’s nice and spicy and possibly eaten straight out of a box with or without chopsticks. :D It’s not that he can’t cook - he can. He just doesn’t bother very often when he can help it. xD (He just has to be careful not to get seafood things in his food because he’s allergic to most shellfish, and some fish, which limits some of his options.)
Ninni, she rarely ate at restaurants on Earth, so after enlisting and actually having some credits at least to her name and she started keeping the Citadel as her home base, she’s taken a liking to just. trying everything just because she can, with varying results. She probably likes the sort of places where you get fries and greasy deep-fried things with a beer or something best. Or like, bar food. Pub food. That sort of thing. :D Not a foodie, her.
2) To mirror your fact but upside down sorta, I think that post-game Damir is actually the one who reminds people to take their meds in the morning - Joker, specifically. :’D When he was a corporeal person, Damir was pretty good about his own meds out of sheer avoidal of a great many things, and he’d remember that sort of things as a reaper-guiding AI too. xD So especially on the Citadel, Joker would never get away with forgetting or skipping doses ever, and nor would he on the Normandy if they managed to get a link working so Damir could show up there as well, and idk why they wouldn’t. xD He may be a REALLY WEIRD AI BEING but he remembers and takes care of his people okay.
And Ninni, hmmmm. I think Ninni’s really punctual about this sort of thing - mostly otherwise she doesn’t seem like the sort of a person who has strict routines, but she has a morning routine that she follows pretty much to a t on autopilot, so if she needs to take her medication in the morning, she’s not going to forget. May forget other times of the day, but the morning’s not a problem. xD
