#sp14

Shut up Landy, they are holding hands. 

Saying it’s in a platonic way, like all his white knights on reddit, would have been the stronger defence  yet he chose the weaker defence of ‘they aren’t holding hands’ which... everybody can see that they are. This one of these infuriating don’t-believe-your-lying-eyes cases and I hate it.

It's the basic principle of silhouettes to show clearly what the character is doing without detail. The example above  took like 5 seconds, yet see how much less shippy it looks? How it no longer looks like they are holding hands?

Since people like to misrepresent what I’m saying a lot:

Like, portraying me being bitter bc he gave a straight no to m/m ships which is not the case at all. I’m angry bc of the hypocrisy of being like ‘doesn’t like to approve or disapprove of any one ship and saying isn’t his place to judge’ when it comes to Valdug and being like straight up ‘no’ to m/m ships. Like either give a straight answer for ALL ships or be vague about ALL ships.

I’m also pissed bc like a day after that Valdug video is posted on the subreddit where he was super vague about the ship, this super shippy cover art is posted. That in addition him liking Valduggery tweets, him constantly teasing it in the books since the later books of phase 1 and Skul being his self-insert while Laura is the inspiration for phase 2 Valkyrie give a little more than a hint that he ships it.

I can’t fucking stand it when someone lies straight to my face especially when the truth is so blatantly obvious that the lies are an insult to my intelligence.

the main plot is laura's sylvanian families massacre

baby darquesse gets fed juice instead of milk and dies

temper and kierre have such banging sex that the faceless ones return to join in

the assassin wandering around ends up being tanith

creed neglects any and all supreme mage duties because he spends all his time fixing cars and motorbikes

the last of china's phase one characterisation joins my mental health in going down the drain

dexter gets more of a beard and less of a personality