GENERAL MOVIE VIEWING

1 drink for every time you're shocked that got past the censors 1 drink for every time you think the song that just played is an absolute bop 1 drink for every celebrity cameo (NOTE: only Saddam Hussein's first appearance counts) 2 drinks for every Sheila Broflovski "WHAT WHAT WHAT??"

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE (AKA PICK A STORYLINE TO FOLLOW)

Stan

1 drink every time he fucks up with Wendy or Gregory cucks him 2 drinks every time he asks about the clitoris Finish your drink during his big speech about freedom of speech

Kyle

1 drink every time he gets angry on his mom's behalf 2 drinks every time he's too scared to stand up to his mom 1 drink during his stupid hacker scene because it's my favorite Finish your drink when he protects Terrance and Phillip

Cartman

1 drink every time the V Chip shocks him (NOTE: ignore this when the chip starts glitching out at the end) 2 drinks every time he sees Kenny's ghost Finish your drink when he goes Super Saiyan

Kenny

BIG swig (or finish your drink) when he dies 1 drink for every time he witnesses Satan and Saddam's relationship problems Finish your drink when he does his face reveal

Gregory & Christophe (bc ofc they have their own category)

1 drink every time they appear on screen BIG swig for La Resistance Finish your drink when Christophe dies and then start sobbing

IF YOU WATCH WITH THE DIRECTORS' COMMENTARY