Spy!Dad AU:
Spy: *looks up from his newspaper* Bonjour.
Scout: *yawns widely* Mornin'...
Spy: Your girlfriend doesn't have to sneak out in the middle of the night, son.
Scout: *chokes*
Spy: *watches him sternly* Go through the front door, walk her to her car, come back in, lock the door, stay awake until she's home.
Scout: *flustered at being called out* O-Okay, sorry... I thought you'd be mad.
Spy: *returning to his newspaper* I know you're going to hang out with her either way. I was your age once, except I got more bitches.


















